Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have...
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Thornton Melon:
[television commercial]
Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people
[television commercial]
Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people
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Hi Are you a large person Pleasantly plump A little on the hefty side
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Or let's face it are you fat
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When you go jogging do you leave potholes
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At the zoo do elephants throw you peanuts
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Do you look at a menu and say OK
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Well eat all you want because Melon's Tall Fat stores have got you covered
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Fine woolen and woolen blend suits and sport coats in all the larger sizes
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Husky stout extra stout And the new Hindenburg line
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And for you ladies we have caftans
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and our own exclusive A frame in all colors and patterns
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We have miles and miles of fabric
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Take it from me Thornton Melon to look thin
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you hang out with fat people
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Movie Summary
To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.
Actors
Thornton Melon
