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Jason Melon:
Dad, why don't join me on a little reality break, ok? Just cuz you're in love with Dr. Turner, that does NOT mean you're gonna pass her course. Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books. Thornton Melon:
I tried... [knock on door] Thornton Melon:
I don't understand a word of it. Jason Melon:
[going to the door]
So, how you gonna write the paper then, huh? [Jason opens the door to see Kurt Vonnegut standing there] Kurt Vonnegut Jr.:
[removing his hat]
Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon
Dad, why don't join me on a little reality break, ok? Just cuz you're in love with Dr. Turner, that does NOT mean you're gonna pass her course. Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books. Thornton Melon:
I tried... [knock on door] Thornton Melon:
I don't understand a word of it. Jason Melon:
[going to the door]
So, how you gonna write the paper then, huh? [Jason opens the door to see Kurt Vonnegut standing there] Kurt Vonnegut Jr.:
[removing his hat]
Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon
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Dad why don't you join me on a little reality break
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Being in love with Dr Turner does not mean you're gonna pass her course
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You've got a major paper on Kurt Vonnegut and you haven't read the books
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I tried Knock at door
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I don't understand a word of it
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So how are you gonna write the paper then
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Hi I'm Kurt Vonnegut I'm looking for Thornton Melon
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Movie Summary
To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.


