Well, now you do.
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Player #1:
Hey, Lutz! You know who I am? Derek:
Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges. [the football player picks up Derek by his shirt] Derek:
Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man! Player #1:
[to Jason]
You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home. Jason Melon:
Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know? Player #1:
Shut up, meat-head! Thornton Melon:
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. Player #1:
Yeah? Wanna make something of it? Thornton Melon:
Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset... Thornton Melon:
[points at Lou]
HE gets physical. [Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand] Lou:
[stepping up to the player]
You got a problem? Player #1:
No. I haven't got a problem. Lou:
Well, now you do. [Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]
Hey, Lutz! You know who I am? Derek:
Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges. [the football player picks up Derek by his shirt] Derek:
Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man! Player #1:
[to Jason]
You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home. Jason Melon:
Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know? Player #1:
Shut up, meat-head! Thornton Melon:
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. Player #1:
Yeah? Wanna make something of it? Thornton Melon:
Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset... Thornton Melon:
[points at Lou]
HE gets physical. [Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand] Lou:
[stepping up to the player]
You got a problem? Player #1:
No. I haven't got a problem. Lou:
Well, now you do. [Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]
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Hey Lutz
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You know who I am Um
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Let's see Protruding supra orbital ridges
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small cranium uh 1300cc brain
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Hmm Neanderthal man
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You Call his mother Tell her he's never coming home
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You sure you got the right guy Lots of people got blue hair now
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Shut up meathead Melon Take it easy
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War's over You can get new parts for your head
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Yeah Wanna make something of it
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No I never get physical I just get upset
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And when I get upset he gets physical
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Metal groans
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You got a problem
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No I haven't got a problem Now you do
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Movie Summary
To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.
Actors
Player #1
Derek
Jason Melon
Thornton Melon
Lou
