Is that your real hair? What do ya think? I think you're trying to get back at your...

Thornton Melon: [Derek has blue hair] Is that your real hair? Derek: What do ya think? Thornton Melon: I think you're trying to get back at your parents, that's what I think.

This is the dad and this is Lou. - That your real hair? - What do you think? I think you're trying to get back at your parents. Show me the campus. I wanna talk to you. Oh, good. Boy, what a great-looking place. When I dreamed of going to college, this is how I pictured it. When did you dream of going to college? When I used to fall asleep in high school.