And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!
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[after Thornton Melon's run-in with a showering sorority girl] Security Guard:
Perfectly understandable, Mr. Melon. It was an honest mistake. Let's just call it a a bad day... Thornton Melon:
- but a great view! You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids. [hands officer cash] Security Guard:
I don't have any kids. Thornton Melon:
No kids? Well, get yourself some kids. Take it all. [hands officer more cash] Thornton Melon:
And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!
Perfectly understandable, Mr. Melon. It was an honest mistake. Let's just call it a a bad day... Thornton Melon:
- but a great view! You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids. [hands officer cash] Security Guard:
I don't have any kids. Thornton Melon:
No kids? Well, get yourself some kids. Take it all. [hands officer more cash] Thornton Melon:
And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!
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Perfectly understandable Mr Melon It was an honest mistake
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Let's call it a bad day But a great view
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You're all right officer Here a little something for the kids
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I don't have any kids Here get yourself some Take it all
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Just remember the best thing about kids is making 'em
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Movie Summary
To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.
