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Dean Martin:
[Barbay has arrived at the groundbreaking of the new Melon School of Business]
Ah, Phillip... so glad you could make it. Mr. Melon, this is Dr. Phillip Barbay. He's the dean of our new Melon School of Business. Dr. Phillip Barbay:
[Thornton extends his hand, Barbay refuses it and takes Martin aside]
David, I just want to get it on record that I am totally against this. I don't think that selling admission to an obviously unqualified student is either ethical or honorable. Dean Martin:
Uh, right... Phil. In Mr. Melon's defense, it was a really big check. Dr. Phillip Barbay:
[glaring at Martin in dismay]
It's a simple matter of undermining the efforts of our best students, who are here as the result of hard work! Thornton Melon:
[chiming in]
Hard work? Listen, Sherlock! While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics, I was out there busting my hump in the REAL world. And the reason guys like you got a place to teach is 'cause guys like me donate buildings. Dr. Phillip Barbay:
I wasn't speaking to you, Mr. Melon. [turns on heel and heads to his car]
[Barbay has arrived at the groundbreaking of the new Melon School of Business]
Ah, Phillip... so glad you could make it. Mr. Melon, this is Dr. Phillip Barbay. He's the dean of our new Melon School of Business. Dr. Phillip Barbay:
[Thornton extends his hand, Barbay refuses it and takes Martin aside]
David, I just want to get it on record that I am totally against this. I don't think that selling admission to an obviously unqualified student is either ethical or honorable. Dean Martin:
Uh, right... Phil. In Mr. Melon's defense, it was a really big check. Dr. Phillip Barbay:
[glaring at Martin in dismay]
It's a simple matter of undermining the efforts of our best students, who are here as the result of hard work! Thornton Melon:
[chiming in]
Hard work? Listen, Sherlock! While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics, I was out there busting my hump in the REAL world. And the reason guys like you got a place to teach is 'cause guys like me donate buildings. Dr. Phillip Barbay:
I wasn't speaking to you, Mr. Melon. [turns on heel and heads to his car]
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Ah Philip I'm so glad you could make it
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Mr Melon I'd like you to meet Dr Philip Barbay
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I want it on record that I'm totally against this
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I don't think that selling admission to an unqualified student
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is very ethical or honorable
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Oh right Phil but I'd just like to say in all fairness to Mr Melon
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it was a really big check
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It's a simple matter of this man
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undermining the efforts of our legitimate students
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who are here as a result of hard work Hard work
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Listen Sherlock while you were tucked away working on your ethics
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I was busting my hump in the real world
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Guys like you got a place to teach 'cause guys like me donate buildings
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I wasn't speaking to you Mr Melon
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Movie Summary
To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.


