Heya. How ya doing?
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[Jason enters his dorm room with Derek to see his father and Lou waiting] Jason Melon:
AAAHHH! Dad, uh... what are you doing here? Thornton Melon:
I'm robbing your room! That's what I'm doing here. Thornton Melon:
[to Lou]
We drive 300 miles to see the kid, that's the greeting we get. Ha! Thornton Melon:
[to Jason]
Come here, will ya? Ha ha ha. [they both laugh and embrace] Thornton Melon:
Heya. How ya doing?
AAAHHH! Dad, uh... what are you doing here? Thornton Melon:
I'm robbing your room! That's what I'm doing here. Thornton Melon:
[to Lou]
We drive 300 miles to see the kid, that's the greeting we get. Ha! Thornton Melon:
[to Jason]
Come here, will ya? Ha ha ha. [they both laugh and embrace] Thornton Melon:
Heya. How ya doing?
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Dad uh what are you doing here
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I'm robbing your room that's what
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We drive 300 miles to see him that's the greeting we get Come here
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Both laugh
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Hey I'm sorry I'm glad to see you but I wish I'd known you were coming
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I'll bet The fraternity house said you weren't a member
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I can explain And you're not on the diving team
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You're the towel boy I can explain that
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OK explain it I lied
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Great that explains it You don't lie to me
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You lie to girls
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Who's this
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Sorry this is my roommate Derek Lutz
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This is the dad and this is Lou
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That your real hair What do you think
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I think you're trying to get back at your parents
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Show me the campus I wanna talk to you
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Oh good
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Boy what a great looking place
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Movie Summary
To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.
