AAAHHH! Dad, uh... what are you doing here? I'm robbing your room! That's what I'm doing...
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[Jason enters his dorm room with Derek to see his father and Lou waiting]
Jason Melon:
AAAHHH! Dad, uh... what are you doing here?
Thornton Melon:
I'm robbing your room! That's what I'm doing here.
Thornton Melon:
[to Lou]
We drive 300 miles to see the kid, that's the greeting we get. Ha!
Thornton Melon:
[to Jason]
Come here, will ya? Ha ha ha.
[they both laugh and embrace]
Thornton Melon:
Heya. How ya doing?
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Dad uh what are you doing here
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I'm robbing your room that's what
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We drive 300 miles to see him that's the greeting we get Come here
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Both laugh
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Hey I'm sorry I'm glad to see you but I wish I'd known you were coming
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I'll bet The fraternity house said you weren't a member
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I can explain And you're not on the diving team
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You're the towel boy I can explain that
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OK explain it I lied
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Great that explains it You don't lie to me
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You lie to girls
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Who's this
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Sorry this is my roommate Derek Lutz
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This is the dad and this is Lou
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That your real hair What do you think
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I think you're trying to get back at your parents
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Show me the campus I wanna talk to you
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Oh good
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Boy what a great looking place
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 293
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 57s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sport
Summary: To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself.
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00:08 Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody...
00:09 What's your favorite subject Poetry
00:09 They're not that tough The team at my high school were...
00:10 Please try to understand I don't have the background
00:05 Girls this is Lou Lou these are girls
00:13 Let me get the light I think I'm attracted to teachers
00:55 Hey Lutz
00:08 Is that over We were doomed from the start
00:47 Oh you left out a bunch of stuff
00:06 The shape I'm in you could donate my body to science...
00:06 Mr Melon how would you characterize the Great Gatsby
00:06 Violent ground acquisition games such as football is in fact
00:20 And whoever did write it has no idea about Kurt Vonnegut
00:12 This man's under a lot of pressure Let's take it...
00:10 I have got a really bad cramp I've been having cramps...
00:31 Dad why don't you join me on a little reality break
00:35 Come here I want to tell you something
00:22 Hello Philip
00:38 You have no class Thornton and I'm tired of it
00:06 What do you almost never see