"And now?" "Too far." Then she said,"I want you to read the bottom line," I said, "No...
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"And now?" "Too far." Then she said,
"I want you to read the bottom line," I said, "No problem."
I went, "J" and then I went "B" and she said, "Can I just stop you there?
They're numbers." My husband had gone in for his appointment
with a different optician and I said, "What's the verdict?
What did they say about your eyes?" He said,
"Well, they said they're sort of the same, "in fact, if anything, they might be
a bit fuckin' better." It's not fair, it's not fair
"I want you to read the bottom line," I said, "No problem."
I went, "J" and then I went "B" and she said, "Can I just stop you there?
They're numbers." My husband had gone in for his appointment
with a different optician and I said, "What's the verdict?
What did they say about your eyes?" He said,
"Well, they said they're sort of the same, "in fact, if anything, they might be
a bit fuckin' better." It's not fair, it's not fair
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"And now?" "Too far."
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Then she said,
"I want you to read the bottom line,"
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I said, "No problem."
I went, "J" and then I went "B"
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and she said, "Can I just stop you there?
They're numbers."
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My husband had gone in for his appointment
with a different optician
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and I said, "What's the verdict?
What did they say about your eyes?"
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He said,
"Well, they said they're sort of the same,
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"in fact, if anything, they might be
a bit fuckin' better."
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It's not fair, it's not fair.
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Movie Summary
Join Katherine and some of the best UK comedians for a stand-up show with a twist; backstage footage, totally unscripted and incredibly funny.
