"Asda, we fuckin' love Asda," and you're like,"It wasn't Waitrose, poor you." I started to...
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"Asda, we fuckin' love Asda," and you're like,
"It wasn't Waitrose, poor you." I started to put things in my basket,
all the usual things, bread and milk and stuff,
got up to the fruit, the fruit was sectioned off into different
areas. There was a exotic fruit section, and I thought, "I'll have a look
and see what exotic fruit Asda has." They had a papaya. "A papaya!"
And I thought, "Yeah, there might be
a global pandemic happening, Asda, "but I will have a fuckin' papaya,
thanks very much." And when I added it to the basket
on the Asda app, I half expected it to go, "Ooh!" Don't always get what you want when you
order food online. You get substitutions
"It wasn't Waitrose, poor you." I started to put things in my basket,
all the usual things, bread and milk and stuff,
got up to the fruit, the fruit was sectioned off into different
areas. There was a exotic fruit section, and I thought, "I'll have a look
and see what exotic fruit Asda has." They had a papaya. "A papaya!"
And I thought, "Yeah, there might be
a global pandemic happening, Asda, "but I will have a fuckin' papaya,
thanks very much." And when I added it to the basket
on the Asda app, I half expected it to go, "Ooh!" Don't always get what you want when you
order food online. You get substitutions
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"Asda, we fuckin' love Asda,"
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and you're like,
"It wasn't Waitrose, poor you."
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I started to put things in my basket,
all the usual things,
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bread and milk and stuff,
got up to the fruit,
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the fruit was sectioned off into different
areas. There was a exotic fruit section,
00:00:16.052 --> 00:00:20.052
and I thought, "I'll have a look
and see what exotic fruit Asda has."
00:00:20.064 --> 00:00:24.036
They had a papaya. "A papaya!"
And I thought,
00:00:24.044 --> 00:00:27.068
"Yeah, there might be
a global pandemic happening, Asda,
00:00:27.076 --> 00:00:30.072
"but I will have a fuckin' papaya,
thanks very much."
00:00:30.008 --> 00:00:33.072
And when I added it to the basket
on the Asda app,
00:00:33.008 --> 00:00:36.008
I half expected it to go, "Ooh!"
00:00:38.052 --> 00:00:42.044
Don't always get what you want when you
order food online. You get substitutions.
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Movie Summary
Join Katherine and some of the best UK comedians for a stand-up show with a twist; backstage footage, totally unscripted and incredibly funny.
