I remember, I walked into his house,he had these vests, and I said to him, "Ah, which is...
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I remember, I walked into his house,
he had these vests, and I said to him, "Ah, which is your cheapest one?" And he went, "That one!" And I paid for it
and as I'm about to leave, he stops me right at the door and he goes, "Quick reminder about this vest.
It's got 20-meter radius on it." I've gone, "I know what that means.
If somebody was like shooting me, "within 20 meters, I'm protected."
He goes, "No, "they have to be outside 20 meters." I'm like,
"Oh, that's very fucking different." I'm not trying to avoid sniper fire
he had these vests, and I said to him, "Ah, which is your cheapest one?" And he went, "That one!" And I paid for it
and as I'm about to leave, he stops me right at the door and he goes, "Quick reminder about this vest.
It's got 20-meter radius on it." I've gone, "I know what that means.
If somebody was like shooting me, "within 20 meters, I'm protected."
He goes, "No, "they have to be outside 20 meters." I'm like,
"Oh, that's very fucking different." I'm not trying to avoid sniper fire
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I remember, I walked into his house,
he had these vests, and I said to him,
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"Ah, which is your cheapest one?"
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And he went, "That one!"
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And I paid for it
and as I'm about to leave,
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he stops me right at the door and he goes,
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"Quick reminder about this vest.
It's got 20-meter radius on it."
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I've gone, "I know what that means.
If somebody was like shooting me,
00:00:20.006 --> 00:00:23.052
"within 20 meters, I'm protected."
He goes, "No,
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"they have to be outside 20 meters."
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I'm like,
"Oh, that's very fucking different."
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I'm not trying to avoid sniper fire.
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Movie Summary
Join Katherine and some of the best UK comedians for a stand-up show with a twist; backstage footage, totally unscripted and incredibly funny.
