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Two hip detectives protect a witness to a murder while investigating a case of stolen heroin from the evidence storage room from their police precinct.

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: George Gallo (story), Michael Barrie (screenplay), Jim Mulholland (screenplay), Doug Richardson (screenplay)
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 07 Apr 1995
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations.

70 Clips & Quotes

Put the gun down - Bad Boys 00:24 Put the gun down I don't have one - Bad Boys 01:32 I don't have one We're your new neighbors - Bad Boys 00:44 We're your new neighbors My shit always works sometimes - Bad Boys 00:13 My shit always works sometimes He steals our shit - Bad Boys 00:22 He steals our shit You are Mike Lowrey - Bad Boys 00:24 You are Mike Lowrey What's this having a picnic shit in my car - Bad Boys 00:55 What's this having a picnic shit in my car You see what happens when you go off without me - Bad Boys 00:34 You see what happens when you go off without me Gettin' 'em all in before you showed up - Bad Boys 00:15 Gettin' 'em all in before you showed up Did you hear what I said - Bad Boys 00:25 Did you hear what I said I don't eat flesh - Bad Boys 00:38 I don't eat flesh You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy - Bad Boys 00:19 You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car - Bad Boys 00:28 How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get... You got shot in the leg - Bad Boys 00:28 You got shot in the leg They should just bone and get that shit over with - Bad Boys 00:17 They should just bone and get that shit over with Now I ain't no Wesley Snipes - Bad Boys 01:54 Now I ain't no Wesley Snipes I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance - Bad Boys 00:26 I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance What the fuck are you doing - Bad Boys 00:38 What the fuck are you doing Married life is easy - Bad Boys 00:22 Married life is easy Who picked this dumb ass road - Bad Boys 00:51 Who picked this dumb ass road Why am I tripping on shit I know is there - Bad Boys 00:15 Why am I tripping on shit I know is there Can I speak to Romeo - Bad Boys 00:23 Can I speak to Romeo What you got an itch - Bad Boys 00:32 What you got an itch Now that's how you supposed to drive - Bad Boys 00:21 Now that's how you supposed to drive What are our chances - Bad Boys 00:15 What are our chances Learn to work the safety with your punk ass - Bad Boys 00:16 Learn to work the safety with your punk ass This could definitely be an inside job - Bad Boys 01:02 This could definitely be an inside job What am I smellin' - Bad Boys 00:37 What am I smellin' Now that's how you s'pose to drive - Bad Boys 00:18 Now that's how you s'pose to drive Let me call it what is - Bad Boys 00:15 Let me call it what is So you know what - Bad Boys 02:05 So you know what So was your mama's bed - Bad Boys 00:12 So was your mama's bed I'm here to kill my husband - Bad Boys 00:21 I'm here to kill my husband I will knock you the fuck out - Bad Boys 00:22 I will knock you the fuck out You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute - Bad Boys 00:18 You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute But you know what - Bad Boys 00:42 But you know what It felt like I had a million of 'em - Bad Boys 00:14 It felt like I had a million of 'em What are you talking about - Bad Boys 01:07 What are you talking about This is a stakeout - Bad Boys 01:11 This is a stakeout You threw Yvette out naked - Bad Boys 01:17 You threw Yvette out naked Put that back in - Bad Boys 00:15 Put that back in What the hell are you doin' - Bad Boys 00:30 What the hell are you doin' You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning - Bad Boys 00:24 You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning Let me tell you how bad a day you're having - Bad Boys 00:34 Let me tell you how bad a day you're having This is Mike Low rey - Bad Boys 00:32 This is Mike Low rey Let me tell you - Bad Boys 01:06 Let me tell you What have you been up to the last couple of days - Bad Boys 00:26 What have you been up to the last couple of days You're pulling a gun on me - Bad Boys 01:20 You're pulling a gun on me You forgot your boarding pass - Bad Boys 00:13 You forgot your boarding pass There's too much bass in your voice - Bad Boys 00:35 There's too much bass in your voice Where where where's your cup holder - Bad Boys 00:14 Where where where's your cup holder You damn right it's limited - Bad Boys 00:31 You damn right it's limited Long time no see - Bad Boys 00:20 Long time no see I've just seen my best friend get murdered - Bad Boys 01:39 I've just seen my best friend get murdered I need to speak to Detective Mike Lowrey - Bad Boys 00:38 I need to speak to Detective Mike Lowrey It was Carrera's drugs in the first place - Bad Boys 01:49 It was Carrera's drugs in the first place O'Fee's gonna be all right - Bad Boys 01:01 O'Fee's gonna be all right Can we help you - Bad Boys 00:36 Can we help you Internal Affairs' top watchdog - Bad Boys 00:45 Internal Affairs' top watchdog We got two days left - Bad Boys 02:05 We got two days left Welcome to our nightmare - Bad Boys 00:43 Welcome to our nightmare I haven't killed anyone today - Bad Boys 00:23 I haven't killed anyone today You got blood on me again - Bad Boys 00:18 You got blood on me again Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now - Bad Boys 00:43 Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now And you don't even have your wedding ring on - Bad Boys 01:00 And you don't even have your wedding ring on Watching the place was my first gig - Bad Boys 00:20 Watching the place was my first gig I'm not understanding - Bad Boys 00:21 I'm not understanding Watch your fucking mouth - Bad Boys 00:12 Watch your fucking mouth I'm gonna reach for my badge - Bad Boys 00:26 I'm gonna reach for my badge Everybody wants to be like Mike - Bad Boys 00:22 Everybody wants to be like Mike

Cast

Girl Decoy - Lisa Boyle
Carjacker - Michael Taliferro
Eddie Dominguez - Emmanuel Xuereb
Fouchet - Tchéky Karyo
Noah Trafficante - Marc Macaulay
Ferguson - Vic Manni
Marcus Burnett - Martin Lawrence
Mike Lowrey - Will Smith
Officer Bill O'Fee - Will Knickerbocker
Theresa Burnett - Theresa Randle
Megan Burnett - Tiffany Samuels
James Burnett - Cory Hodges
Quincy Burnett - Scott Cumberbatch
Francine - Anna Thomson
Detective - Joey Romano
Detective - Sam Ayers
Captain Howard - Joe Pantoliano
Alison Sinclair - Marg Helgenberger
Detective Sanchez - Nestor Serrano
Detective Ruiz - Julio Oscar Mechoso
Max Logan - Karen Alexander
Woman at Boxing Gym - Fawn Reed
Lois Fields - Heather Davis
Julie Mott - Téa Leoni
Chet the Doorman - Saverio Guerra
Ether Van Driver (as Juan Cejas) - Juan F. Cejas
Ether Van Boss - Ed Amatrudo
Club Bartender - Jimmy Franzo
Drunk Guy at Urinal - Tony Bolano
Store Clerk - Shaun Toub
Henchman - Marty McSorley
Wally - Buddy Bolton
News Anchor - Stan Miller
Man #1 - Dug Jones
Hacker 'Fletcher' (as John Spider Salley) - John Salley
Police Technician - Dana Mark
Drug Buyer (as Mario Ernesto Sanchez) - Mario Ernesto Sánchez
White Carjacker - Kim Coates
Drug Buyer Gunman - Manny Perry
Club Dancer - Cherie Wimberly