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"Bad Boys" quotes

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Two hip detectives protect a witness to a murder while investigating a case of stolen heroin from the evidence storage room from their police precinct.

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: George Gallo, Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $65,807,024
Released: 07 Apr 1995
Awards: 4 nominations

82 video clips

Julie MottMarcus BurnettMike LowreyStore ClerkCaptain HowardWhite CarjackerFouchetCasperFergusonDetective SanchezTheresa BurnettJojoChet The DoormanDetective RuizAlison SinclairQuincy Burnett
I don't eat flesh - Bad Boys 00:38 I don't eat flesh You freeze bitch - Bad Boys 00:15 You freeze bitch Where are your cup holders l don't have one - Bad Boys 00:26 Where are your cup holders l don't have one We're your new neighbours - Bad Boys 00:16 We're your new neighbours What did l say Did you hear what l said - Bad Boys 00:08 What did l say Did you hear what l said Until then - Bad Boys 00:14 Until then The good news is l got a witness - Bad Boys 00:16 The good news is l got a witness See what happens when you go off without me You get into shit - Bad Boys 00:10 See what happens when you go off without me You get into... I was getting them all in before you came - Bad Boys 00:04 I was getting them all in before you came What am l smelling Just drive - Bad Boys 00:18 What am l smelling Just drive Mike No man - Bad Boys 00:36 Mike No man I like a woman who takes pride in her appearance - Bad Boys 00:13 I like a woman who takes pride in her appearance You got the right to remain silent - Bad Boys 00:12 You got the right to remain silent Please Married life is easy You only got one woman to satisfy - Bad Boys 00:11 Please Married life is easy You only got one woman to... You better do something We're running out of road - Bad Boys 00:13 You better do something We're running out of road You got an itch I'd love to scratch it - Bad Boys 00:11 You got an itch I'd love to scratch it It'll be one or the other It'll be him or it'll be us - Bad Boys 00:06 It'll be one or the other It'll be him or... Next time learn how to work the safety with your punk ass - Bad Boys 00:05 Next time learn how to work the safety with your punk ass This could definitely be an inside job Don't rule it out - Bad Boys 00:22 This could definitely be an inside job Don't rule it... You know what - Bad Boys 00:35 You know what That's cold So's your mama's bed - Bad Boys 00:04 That's cold So's your mama's bed Hi can I help you - Bad Boys 00:14 Hi can I help you Can l speak to Romeo - Bad Boys 00:07 Can l speak to Romeo You made me think you were going to shoot me - Bad Boys 00:05 You made me think you were going to shoot me Where were y'all last night - Bad Boys 00:12 Where were y'all last night Budweiser Feel like I had a million of them - Bad Boys 00:19 Budweiser Feel like I had a million of them Lt's a limited edition You damn right it's limited - Bad Boys 00:13 Lt's a limited edition You damn right it's limited Should I add this to your body count - Bad Boys 00:30 Should I add this to your body count This is a stakeout - Bad Boys 00:35 This is a stakeout Are there any other totally hysterical - Bad Boys 00:30 Are there any other totally hysterical Take this shit - Bad Boys 00:17 Take this shit What are you doing - Bad Boys 00:10 What are you doing I got 1 5 bullets in this gun Mike - Bad Boys 00:27 I got 1 5 bullets in this gun Mike I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning - Bad Boys 00:07 I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning He steals our shit - Bad Boys 00:09 He steals our shit No man Too much bass in your voice - Bad Boys 00:11 No man Too much bass in your voice How are you Long time no see Mr Lowrey's not here - Bad Boys 00:15 How are you Long time no see Mr Lowrey's not here I've just seen my best friend murdered - Bad Boys 00:36 I've just seen my best friend murdered I need to talk to Detective Mike Lowrey - Bad Boys 00:15 I need to talk to Detective Mike Lowrey But wait a second It was Carrera's drugs in the first place right - Bad Boys 00:30 But wait a second It was Carrera's drugs in the first... O'Fee is okay but has nothing to tell us - Bad Boys 00:17 O'Fee is okay but has nothing to tell us Can we help you - Bad Boys 00:13 Can we help you You guys know Captain Sinclair Internal Affairs' top watchdog - Bad Boys 00:13 You guys know Captain Sinclair Internal Affairs' top... Check it Lowrey - Bad Boys 00:37 Check it Lowrey Welcome to our nightmare - Bad Boys 00:23 Welcome to our nightmare I haven't killed anybody yet today captain - Bad Boys 00:09 I haven't killed anybody yet today captain Jesus you got blood on me again - Bad Boys 00:04 Jesus you got blood on me again Funny Let me tell you how bad a day you're having - Bad Boys 00:12 Funny Let me tell you how bad a day you're having And you don't even have your wedding ring on - Bad Boys 00:26 And you don't even have your wedding ring on This is Lowrey - Bad Boys 00:37 This is Lowrey Don't I don't know where your lips were last night - Bad Boys 00:27 Don't I don't know where your lips were last night I swear Watching the house was my first gig - Bad Boys 00:07 I swear Watching the house was my first gig L'm not understanding I really don't Shut up - Bad Boys 00:08 L'm not understanding I really don't Shut up Gee Julie what have you been up to the last couple of days - Bad Boys 00:08 Gee Julie what have you been up to the last couple of days Watch your fucking mouth - Bad Boys 00:04 Watch your fucking mouth L'm gonna reach for my badge okay You want badges motherbitch - Bad Boys 00:11 L'm gonna reach for my badge okay You want badges... Everybody wants to be like Mike - Bad Boys 00:08 Everybody wants to be like Mike Gone This is bad - Bad Boys 00:07 Gone This is bad Can you please Shut up - Bad Boys 00:27 Can you please Shut up You forgot your boarding pass - Bad Boys 00:04 You forgot your boarding pass Why am l tripping on shit I know is there - Bad Boys 00:04 Why am l tripping on shit I know is there You drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy - Bad Boys 00:06 You drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy Why you going home You got shot in your leg your dick don't work - Bad Boys 00:06 Why you going home You got shot in your leg your dick... They should just bone and get that shit over with - Bad Boys 00:05 They should just bone and get that shit over with Tuck in your skirt Come on My shit always works sometimes - Bad Boys 00:06 Tuck in your skirt Come on My shit always works sometimes What do you mean 80 000 for this car and there's no cup holder - Bad Boys 00:06 What do you mean 80 000 for this car and there's no cup... Freeze motherbitches - Bad Boys 00:04 Freeze motherbitches I don't eat flesh - Bad Boys 01:10 I don't eat flesh How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car - Bad Boys 00:08 How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get... I blow you Then l blow you - Bad Boys 00:08 I blow you Then l blow you I will knock you the fuck out - Bad Boys 00:09 I will knock you the fuck out Now that's how you supposed to drive - Bad Boys 00:07 Now that's how you supposed to drive Mike please man Can you go down and have a Coke - Bad Boys 00:05 Mike please man Can you go down and have a Coke Now that's how you s'pose to drive - Bad Boys 00:07 Now that's how you s'pose to drive Mike please man Can you go down and have a Coke - Bad Boys 00:05 Mike please man Can you go down and have a Coke You don't sit your lanky ass down bottom line - Bad Boys 00:09 You don't sit your lanky ass down bottom line King Ding a ling - Bad Boys 00:04 King Ding a ling That's how you're supposed to drive - Bad Boys 00:07 That's how you're supposed to drive Marcus l just got one question for you - Bad Boys 00:08 Marcus l just got one question for you Trying to keep my shit quick - Bad Boys 00:04 Trying to keep my shit quick We're your new neighbours - Bad Boys 00:04 We're your new neighbours

Cast

Girl Decoy - Lisa Boyle
Carjacker - Michael Taliferro
Eddie Dominguez - Emmanuel Xuereb
Fouchet - Tchéky Karyo
Noah Trafficante - Marc Macaulay
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