"Bad Boys II" quotes
Two loose-cannon narcotics cops investigate the flow of Ecstasy into Florida from a Cuban drug cartel.
Director: Michael Bay
Writer: George Gallo, Marianne Wibberley, Cormac Wibberley
Production: N/A
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $138,608,444
Released: 18 Jul 2003
Awards: 5 wins & 13 nominations
126 Clips
Detective Mike LowreyReggieHeavy Black WomanCapt. HowardFloyd PoteetBlond DreadTheresaSydTito VargasMegan BurnettTnt LeaderKlan LeaderDetective Mateo ReyesDetective Marco VargasDonna Maria TapiaHector Juan Carlos 'johnny' TapiaCarlosAlexeiDea Tony DoddTnt FanutiCrappy Car DriverDetective Marcus BurnettKlansman
00:16 You see that They throwing cars How can I not
00:13 You like a pit bull with that little pink thing hanging out
00:10 You It's just nerve damage that's all
00:20 You got 3 seconds to drop your gun He has anger issue...
00:06 You a virgin Yes
00:03 Whoosah
00:08 Who that Who in my house
00:14 What you want nigga I'm here to take his daughter out
00:58 We're We partners but we are partners with boundaries
00:07 Well then all that
00:11 We ride together we die together
00:06 We got our rights
00:15 We got a tip that the Zoepounders
00:10 Thought so These aren't normal corpses
00:08 This is a nice fish you know
00:05 The Russian Grim Reaper is here
00:10 The negative I got a police commissioner so far up my ass
00:07 That ain't exactly a pool man
00:04 Shit just got real
00:08 Probably hook up with a lot of cute guys
00:12 Plan B did not have that big ass gun in it
00:20 Now that's how you supposed to shoot
00:17 Now listen Have my daughter home at 1 0 01
00:49 Nice going I can't believe you guys
00:25 My ass still hurts
00:25 Motherfucker shot me in the ass man
00:15 Mike the man has a gun to my head
00:58 Mike
00:11 Mike you go to therapy to get your issues worked out
00:14 It's a donut
00:21 I love it when you call me Bunny Nose
00:24 Hey look here man
00:09 For the DEA you ain't nothing but a honeypot
00:09 Dan Marino should definitely buy this car
00:19 Come here
00:10 Change the station More music less Marcus
00:05 And you two motherfuckers need Jesus
00:08 All these guns and none of you got no bullets
00:05 A bullet in the head'll really mess up your extensions
We ride together
00:09 I ain't going back
00:45 Remember when I went to New York
00:40 Marcus is not very happy with me right now
00:07 Definitely shoot that motherfucker that just
00:12 Why don't we all go home
00:08 That's that bullshit that I be talking about
00:05 Now show 'em your badge
00:10 Police
00:13 We just want to talk
00:05 That's that bullshit
00:05 I've got my rights
00:21 That's your problem
00:12 And a couple of grape sodas
00:12 We don't know you
00:15 They're getting away
00:15 I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers
00:14 I can't even get an erection
00:07 Excuse me I have so much brass up my ass
00:08 That motherfucker flipped
00:36 They tried to steal from me and you let them into my...
00:06 Oh my God No God Oh my God
00:27 Eating my fucking money
00:13 Isn't Ricky Martin having a concert
00:07 This is definitely plan C
00:16 I ain't doin' nothin'
00:10 I hear there's a boat on fire off the coast of Cuba
00:09 Is it possible we can discuss potential reimbursement
00:34 This one's going to a mortuary in L A
00:05 The Russian Grim Reaper is here
00:21 Bad boys what ya gonna do
00:11 This has got to be the worst
00:08 Remember your pressure points
00:21 Shoot him in the leg
00:26 With all due respect
00:13 You know how when we usually get in these situations
00:25 Get my screwdriver
00:23 I love it when you call me bunny lobe
00:15 Draining the life's blood out of this department
00:12 TWENTY ONE THOUSAND
Cast
Detective Marcus Burnett - Martin Lawrence
Detective Mike Lowrey - Will Smith
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia - Jordi MollÃ
Syd - Gabrielle Union
Alexei - Peter Stormare