"Bad Boys II" quotes

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Two loose-cannon narcotics cops investigate the flow of Ecstasy into Florida from a Cuban drug cartel.

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: George Gallo, Marianne Wibberley, Cormac Wibberley
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $138,608,444
Released: 18 Jul 2003
Awards: 5 wins & 13 nominations

86 Clips

I ain't going back - Bad Boys II 00:09 I ain't going back Remember when I went to New York - Bad Boys II 00:45 Remember when I went to New York Marcus is not very happy with me right now - Bad Boys II 00:40 Marcus is not very happy with me right now Definitely shoot that motherfucker that just - Bad Boys II 00:07 Definitely shoot that motherfucker that just Why don't we all go home - Bad Boys II 00:12 Why don't we all go home That's that bullshit that I be talking about - Bad Boys II 00:08 That's that bullshit that I be talking about Now show 'em your badge - Bad Boys II 00:05 Now show 'em your badge Police - Bad Boys II 00:10 Police We just want to talk - Bad Boys II 00:13 We just want to talk That's that bullshit - Bad Boys II 00:05 That's that bullshit I've got my rights - Bad Boys II 00:05 I've got my rights That's your problem - Bad Boys II 00:21 That's your problem And a couple of grape sodas - Bad Boys II 00:12 And a couple of grape sodas We don't know you - Bad Boys II 00:12 We don't know you They're getting away - Bad Boys II 00:15 They're getting away I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers - Bad Boys II 00:15 I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers I can't even get an erection - Bad Boys II 00:14 I can't even get an erection Excuse me I have so much brass up my ass - Bad Boys II 00:07 Excuse me I have so much brass up my ass That motherfucker flipped - Bad Boys II 00:08 That motherfucker flipped They tried to steal from me and you let them into my mother's house - Bad Boys II 00:36 They tried to steal from me and you let them into my... Oh my God No God Oh my God - Bad Boys II 00:06 Oh my God No God Oh my God Eating my fucking money - Bad Boys II 00:27 Eating my fucking money Isn't Ricky Martin having a concert - Bad Boys II 00:13 Isn't Ricky Martin having a concert This is definitely plan C - Bad Boys II 00:07 This is definitely plan C I ain't doin' nothin' - Bad Boys II 00:16 I ain't doin' nothin' I hear there's a boat on fire off the coast of Cuba - Bad Boys II 00:10 I hear there's a boat on fire off the coast of Cuba Is it possible we can discuss potential reimbursement - Bad Boys II 00:09 Is it possible we can discuss potential reimbursement This one's going to a mortuary in L A - Bad Boys II 00:34 This one's going to a mortuary in L A The Russian Grim Reaper is here - Bad Boys II 00:05 The Russian Grim Reaper is here Bad boys what ya gonna do - Bad Boys II 00:21 Bad boys what ya gonna do This has got to be the worst - Bad Boys II 00:11 This has got to be the worst Remember your pressure points - Bad Boys II 00:08 Remember your pressure points Shoot him in the leg - Bad Boys II 00:21 Shoot him in the leg With all due respect - Bad Boys II 00:26 With all due respect You know how when we usually get in these situations - Bad Boys II 00:13 You know how when we usually get in these situations Get my screwdriver - Bad Boys II 00:25 Get my screwdriver I love it when you call me bunny lobe - Bad Boys II 00:23 I love it when you call me bunny lobe Draining the life's blood out of this department - Bad Boys II 00:15 Draining the life's blood out of this department TWENTY ONE THOUSAND - Bad Boys II 00:12 TWENTY ONE THOUSAND What happened to Roberto - Bad Boys II 00:22 What happened to Roberto Isn't it low tide - Bad Boys II 00:15 Isn't it low tide Can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban - Bad Boys II 00:24 Can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban That's what they call an ecstasy dealer on the streets - Bad Boys II 00:16 That's what they call an ecstasy dealer on the streets I like lookin' good - Bad Boys II 00:18 I like lookin' good To the DEA you're nothing but a honeypot - Bad Boys II 00:14 To the DEA you're nothing but a honeypot You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out - Bad Boys II 00:18 You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out You go to therapy to get your issues worked out - Bad Boys II 00:12 You go to therapy to get your issues worked out He goes to bed early for this shit - Bad Boys II 00:12 He goes to bed early for this shit Everybody start shooting at somebody - Bad Boys II 00:24 Everybody start shooting at somebody Motherfucker shot me in the ass - Bad Boys II 00:25 Motherfucker shot me in the ass I was at a family barbecue - Bad Boys II 00:26 I was at a family barbecue THAT one puckered up my butt hole - Bad Boys II 00:05 THAT one puckered up my butt hole Just like Sex and the City - Bad Boys II 00:10 Just like Sex and the City Trying to break the world record for gun fights in a week - Bad Boys II 00:05 Trying to break the world record for gun fights in a week They throwin' cars - Bad Boys II 00:16 They throwin' cars These were not normal corpses - Bad Boys II 00:10 These were not normal corpses I'm back in the game - Bad Boys II 00:22 I'm back in the game The man has a gun to my head - Bad Boys II 00:11 The man has a gun to my head Plan B does not have that big ass gun in it - Bad Boys II 00:12 Plan B does not have that big ass gun in it A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions - Bad Boys II 00:07 A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions It's a medical thing - Bad Boys II 00:15 It's a medical thing It ain't exactly a pool - Bad Boys II 00:07 It ain't exactly a pool Change the station - Bad Boys II 00:11 Change the station Dan Marino should definitely buy this car - Bad Boys II 00:09 Dan Marino should definitely buy this car I can't believe you guys - Bad Boys II 00:38 I can't believe you guys Who in MY HOUSE - Bad Boys II 00:13 Who in MY HOUSE But we're a partnership with boundaries - Bad Boys II 00:36 But we're a partnership with boundaries This is a nice fish - Bad Boys II 00:09 This is a nice fish How old are you - Bad Boys II 00:10 How old are you Me and my partner we're on the Miami P D tandem dance team - Bad Boys II 00:06 Me and my partner we're on the Miami P D tandem dance team There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat - Bad Boys II 00:20 There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat We've got our rights - Bad Boys II 00:06 We've got our rights I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass - Bad Boys II 00:12 I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass We got caught up in the moment - Bad Boys II 00:25 We got caught up in the moment Who the fuck is Reggie - Bad Boys II 00:22 Who the fuck is Reggie Now that's how you supposed to shoot - Bad Boys II 00:23 Now that's how you supposed to shoot I'm telling Mommy - Bad Boys II 00:06 I'm telling Mommy Loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down - Bad Boys II 00:18 Loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down What kind of freak ass store is this - Bad Boys II 00:13 What kind of freak ass store is this Big motherfuckers - Bad Boys II 00:12 Big motherfuckers Keep it that way - Bad Boys II 00:14 Keep it that way We die together - Bad Boys II 00:09 We die together I am way too unstable for that bullshit - Bad Boys II 00:25 I am way too unstable for that bullshit How did hell you sink a boat - Bad Boys II 00:17 How did hell you sink a boat What are you on - Bad Boys II 00:26 What are you on Shit just got real - Bad Boys II 00:11 Shit just got real

Cast

Detective Marcus Burnett - Martin Lawrence
Detective Mike Lowrey - Will Smith
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia - Jordi Mollà
Syd - Gabrielle Union
Alexei - Peter Stormare
Theresa - Theresa Randle
Captain Howard - Joe Pantoliano
Floyd Poteet - Michael Shannon
Roberto - Jon Seda
Detective Mateo Reyes - Yul Vazquez
Detective Marco Vargas - Jason Manuel Olazabal
Carlos - Otto Sanchez
TNT Leader - Henry Rollins
DEA Tony Dodd - Antoni Corone
TNT Fanuti - Gary Nickens
TNT Zank - Rey Hernandez
TNT Lockman - Charlie Johnson Jr.
TNT Dexter - Paul Villaverde
Fletcher - John Salley
Tito Vargas - Reynaldo Gallegos
DEA Taylor (as Veryl E. Jones) - Veryl Jones
DEA Snell (as Timothy Powell) - Tim Powell
AC DEA - Phil Owens
DEA Van Agent - Timothy Adams
DEA Agent - Keith Hudson
DEA Agent - Rich Kelley
FBI Eames - Dave Corey
Alpha 12 - Bill Erfurth
Lupe (as Jenniffer Diaz) - Jennifer Diaz
Delongpre - R.E. Rodgers
Coast Guard Radio Operator - Chris Charles Herbert
Coast Guard Captain - Nelson J. Perez
AWAC Techie - Bobby Talbert
Marcus' Police Psychologist - Nancy Duerr
Mike's Police Psychologist - Ivelin Giro
Group Therapist - Damaris Justamante
Doctor - Bill Cordell
Medical Examiner (as Alexandra Warren) - Alex Warren
Reggie - Dennis Greene
Megan Burnett - Bianca Bethune
Quincy Burnett - Scott Cumberbatch
Mason the Mastiff - Mason Rock Bay
Donna Maria Tapia - Gloria Irizarry
Tapia's Daughter - Alissa Mullins-Diaz
Ice Van Driver (as Mike Francis) - Michael Francis
Baseball Cap Cuban (as Pedro Telemaco) - Pedro Telémaco
Shadowy Figure (as Christopher J. Campbell) - Christopher Campbell
Mortuary Security Guy - Jay A. Boutwell
Mortuary Security Guy - Anthony Correa
Tapia Muscle Crew - Gino Salvano
Tapia Muscle Crew - Ralph Navarro
Tapia Muscle Crew - Fernando Gaviria
Hot South Beach Woman - Renee Reilly
Hot South Beach Woman - Cash Casia
Klan Leader - James Zelley
Klansman - Bubba Baker
Klansman - Steve Gibb
Boat Dock Guy - Emerson Forth
Swamp Rat - Scott Charles
Josef - Oleg Taktarov
Cigar Smoking Thug - J. Michael Tiedeberg
Icepick - Treva Etienne
Blond Dread - Kiko Ellsworth
Haitian Gang - Dieudonne S. Abel
Haitian Gang - Gregory Bastien
Haitian Gang - Shannon Briggs
Haitian Gang (as Greg Elam) - Greg Wayne Elam
Haitian Gang - Irwin Gould
Haitian Gang - Carlos Guity
Haitian Gang - Merdock Malcolm Mercer
Haitian Gang - Reggie Pierre
Haitian Gang - Bruno Ramos
Haitian Gang - Reggie Mann Stanley
Haitian Gang - Todd Rogers Terry
Haitian Gang - Raymond Tong
Haitian Girl - Tiara Harris
Rave Kid - Edward Finlay
Heavy Black Woman - Sharon Wilkins
Gay Hairdresser - Anthony Giaimo
Gay Hairdresser - Jamaica Carter
Little Boy - Bryan Bottinelli
Sales Tech (as JD Walsh) - J.D. Walsh
Store Manager (as Michael McDonough) - Michael McDunough
Zook Pest Control Owner - Sean Lampkin
Crappy Car Driver - Michael Bay
Car Salesman - Terrence J. Crowley
Self - Dan Marino
Guy in Holding Area (as Peter D. Badalamenti II) - Peter Donald Badalamenti II
Female Corpse - Jessica Karr
Rebel - Omar Avila
Alpha 66 - Jon Beshara
Air Force Radar Tech - Flint Beverage
Miami Jail Cop #2 - Anthony Boco
Punk Teenager - Jack Bonneman
Underaged Raver Girl - Mika Brooks
Undercover DEA - John Cenatiempo
Security Guard at Spanish Palms - Chris Cheatham
Customer in Electronics Store - Smith Cho
Undercover Police Officer - Bobby Dodge
Swat Leader - Dexter Fletcher
Mourner - Deborah Smith Ford
Stars-and-Stripes Bikini Kid Dancing Under Waterfall - Megan Fox
Morgue Attendant - Tony Gomez
Mourner - Evelyn Gutierrez
Police Tech - Victor Jones
Bodybuilder - Hal Kreitman
Mortuary Worker - Paul Lawrence
Plainclothes Detective - Rick Michaels
Ecstasy Clubber - Nevin Millan
KKK Member - Dan Nunan
Tapia Muscle - Yamil Piedra
Plainclothes Detective - Robert Ponce
Streetwalker in Cuba - Denise Quiñones
Limo Guy - Jay Rasumny
Hospital Extra - Kevin Rego
Featured Breakdancer - Adam Reign
Street Pedestrian - Angelina Riposta
Customer in Electronics Store - Olivia D. Robinson
Bouncer - Ralph Ruiz
Fitness Athlete - Pasi Schalin
Mary - Reporter - Nikky Smedley
Hotel Guest - Jimmy Star
Streetwalker in Cuba - Taina
Accountant - Damian Urra
Police Officer - Joe Vida
Video Store Customer - Jasmine Waltz
Bartender - Sincerely A. Ward
Tapia Muscle Crew - Brian Anthony Wilson
Hotel Guest -