00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!" Hey, I did...
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Roland Yates:
Don't worry, son, there'll be extra money for this mission. Jake Hayes:
Hey, man, first of all, I'm not your son. Second of all, did it ever occur to you that I might want to do something 'cause it's the right thing? Hey, I'm the one with the dead brother, I'm the one who misses his girl, and I'm supposed to put up with your shit 'cause you're a spy? Big deal! Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein! You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!" Hey, I did you a favor, OK? You called me! Now, if you ever talk down to me again, I will beat your ass so bad you'll be the only guy in heaven with a wheelchair. You better act right before you get smacked right, Bitch
Don't worry, son, there'll be extra money for this mission. Jake Hayes:
Hey, man, first of all, I'm not your son. Second of all, did it ever occur to you that I might want to do something 'cause it's the right thing? Hey, I'm the one with the dead brother, I'm the one who misses his girl, and I'm supposed to put up with your shit 'cause you're a spy? Big deal! Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein! You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!" Hey, I did you a favor, OK? You called me! Now, if you ever talk down to me again, I will beat your ass so bad you'll be the only guy in heaven with a wheelchair. You better act right before you get smacked right, Bitch
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Don't worry son There'll be extra money in this mission
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Hey man first of all I'm not your son
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Second of all did it ever occur to you that I might want to do something 'cause it's the right thing
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Hey I'm the one with the dead brother I'm the one who misses his girl
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And I'm supposed to put up with your shit 'cause you're a spy Big deal
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Every woman on the planet's a spy Man you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein
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You know if you told a woman right now at 8 00 in the morning
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that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein
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she'd be able to find Saddam by 8 00 that night and say
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Saddam don't you ever come around my house no more
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Hey I did you a favour okay
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You called me Now if you ever talk down to me again
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Movie Summary
When an Ivy League-educated C.I.A. Agent is killed during an operation, the secret agency recruits his twin brother (Chris Rock).
