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"Bad News Bears" quotes

Bad News Bears poster
A grizzled little league coach tries to turn his team of misfits into champs.

Director: Richard Linklater
Writer: Bill Lancaster, Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $32,868,349
Released: 22 Jul 2005
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

45 video clips

Morris ButtermakerTanner BoyleToby WhitewoodMike EngelbergPrem LahiriTimothy LupusGaro DaragebrigadianLiz WhitewoodMatthew HooperJoey BullockJimmyKelly LeakRoy BullockAmanda Whurlitzer
Baseball's hard guys I mean it really is - Bad News Bears 00:11 Baseball's hard guys I mean it really is You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party - Bad News Bears 00:04 You guys swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs - Bad News Bears 00:09 My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs You know I never thought I'd hear myself say - Bad News Bears 00:10 You know I never thought I'd hear myself say Mr Buttermaker - Bad News Bears 00:26 Mr Buttermaker This is not a democracy - Bad News Bears 00:13 This is not a democracy What are doing here - Bad News Bears 00:03 What are doing here Last time I checked this is a baseball team - Bad News Bears 00:19 Last time I checked this is a baseball team I gotta tell you a lot of these dads they don't - Bad News Bears 00:05 I gotta tell you a lot of these dads they don't Well what happened No deal - Bad News Bears 00:13 Well what happened No deal Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy - Bad News Bears 00:04 Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy What the hell is that a baggie full of bacon - Bad News Bears 00:09 What the hell is that a baggie full of bacon I heard he puts money under your pillow when you lose a tooth - Bad News Bears 00:09 I heard he puts money under your pillow when you lose a... As my old coach used to say - Bad News Bears 00:07 As my old coach used to say Hey cut it out poop face - Bad News Bears 00:10 Hey cut it out poop face One time I struck out Mike schmidt in an exhibition game - Bad News Bears 00:09 One time I struck out Mike schmidt in an exhibition game Hey coach what's carcinogen mean - Bad News Bears 00:09 Hey coach what's carcinogen mean I have been thinking a lot about you - Bad News Bears 00:54 I have been thinking a lot about you Cleveland Sorry the stuff's so ratty but this is a six team league - Bad News Bears 00:15 Cleveland Sorry the stuff's so ratty but this is a six... They're going to sue my ass so hard they're going to garnish my turds - Bad News Bears 00:05 They're going to sue my ass so hard they're going... That my batting average is well below the norm - Bad News Bears 00:04 That my batting average is well below the norm Die Die How do you like that huh - Bad News Bears 00:17 Die Die How do you like that huh Got it I got it - Bad News Bears 00:11 Got it I got it Get in here Put that thing in fourth gear - Bad News Bears 00:04 Get in here Put that thing in fourth gear You with me Like I said we took a vote - Bad News Bears 00:14 You with me Like I said we took a vote Hey bears thanks for batting practice - Bad News Bears 00:08 Hey bears thanks for batting practice There's spit okay And what are you on I want some - Bad News Bears 00:06 There's spit okay And what are you on I want some You guys look like the last shit I took - Bad News Bears 00:04 You guys look like the last shit I took Nice tits engelberg - Bad News Bears 00:04 Nice tits engelberg I think I just entered puberty - Bad News Bears 00:04 I think I just entered puberty Also you'll wanna write your names on them - Bad News Bears 00:11 Also you'll wanna write your names on them Give me one Gotta protect the family jewels - Bad News Bears 00:08 Give me one Gotta protect the family jewels Hey what time you get off - Bad News Bears 00:04 Hey what time you get off I got stitches on my foot - Bad News Bears 00:08 I got stitches on my foot Hey Yankees - Bad News Bears 00:12 Hey Yankees It's like I told you before there's no I in team - Bad News Bears 00:08 It's like I told you before there's no I in team You think people like seeing your nuts - Bad News Bears 00:04 You think people like seeing your nuts Nobody ever stood up for me before - Bad News Bears 00:08 Nobody ever stood up for me before It's all right kid You had a helmet on Imagine if you didn't - Bad News Bears 00:07 It's all right kid You had a helmet on Imagine if you... You're such a loser Man you must have a big one - Bad News Bears 00:17 You're such a loser Man you must have a big one You're 12 There ain't no out when you're 12 - Bad News Bears 00:15 You're 12 There ain't no out when you're 12 All right I've been disappointed before - Bad News Bears 00:04 All right I've been disappointed before Ain't no doubt about it lady you got a shitload of rats down there - Bad News Bears 00:07 Ain't no doubt about it lady you got a shitload of rats... Listen kid you don't want to go to salt lake trust me - Bad News Bears 00:10 Listen kid you don't want to go to salt lake trust me Who the hell are you shoeless Joe walking out of the holy cornfield - Bad News Bears 00:06 Who the hell are you shoeless Joe walking out of the holy...

Cast

Morris Buttermaker - Billy Bob Thornton
Roy Bullock - Greg Kinnear
Liz Whitewood - Marcia Gay Harden
Amanda Whurlitzer - Sammi Kane Kraft
Toby Whitewood - Ridge Canipe
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