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"Bad Santa 2" quotes

Bad Santa 2 poster
Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie teams up once again with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve.

Director: Mark Waters
Writer: Johnny Rosenthal, Shauna Cross, Glenn Ficarra
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $17,782,178
Released: 23 Nov 2016
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

35 video clips

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I'm 21 Officially a man - Bad Santa 2 00:19 I'm 21 Officially a man And now I'm here to make it up to you Why are you even out of the joint anyway - Bad Santa 2 00:33 And now I'm here to make it up to you Why are you even... What do you want - Bad Santa 2 00:20 What do you want What you don't trust your mother - Bad Santa 2 00:09 What you don't trust your mother You know the rules and you're flouting them - Bad Santa 2 00:13 You know the rules and you're flouting them You outta your goddamn mind - Bad Santa 2 00:33 You outta your goddamn mind Tell me how dirty it is Okay - Bad Santa 2 00:21 Tell me how dirty it is Okay I'm a good girl Mr Cook but sometimes I need to be bad - Bad Santa 2 00:06 I'm a good girl Mr Cook but sometimes I need to be bad Well one thing hasn't changed You still hit like your fucking father - Bad Santa 2 00:07 Well one thing hasn't changed You still hit like your... Call me Santa - Bad Santa 2 00:16 Call me Santa What can I get you - Bad Santa 2 00:09 What can I get you Life sucks a big giant dick kid - Bad Santa 2 00:09 Life sucks a big giant dick kid I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn charity - Bad Santa 2 00:06 I traveled all the way across the country to rob a goddamn... Spare some change - Bad Santa 2 00:07 Spare some change I am going to have to ask you to watch your language - Bad Santa 2 00:09 I am going to have to ask you to watch your language Davis Davis - Bad Santa 2 00:22 Davis Davis Well bless your heart Cheap little fucker - Bad Santa 2 00:06 Well bless your heart Cheap little fucker Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am - Bad Santa 2 00:35 Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am Have a seat What can Santy Claus get you - Bad Santa 2 00:07 Have a seat What can Santy Claus get you Give me that you fucking lush - Bad Santa 2 00:04 Give me that you fucking lush Where the hell have you been What are you my fucking mother - Bad Santa 2 00:05 Where the hell have you been What are you my fucking mother If I cut ties with every numbnut who tried to shoot me - Bad Santa 2 00:07 If I cut ties with every numbnut who tried to shoot me But I thought your dad was the one you hated - Bad Santa 2 00:08 But I thought your dad was the one you hated You sure it was a phone ring Might have just been the fan turning over - Bad Santa 2 00:12 You sure it was a phone ring Might have just been the fan... Now listen here's how it works - Bad Santa 2 00:18 Now listen here's how it works

Cast

Willie Soke - Billy Bob Thornton
Sunny Soke - Kathy Bates
Marcus Skidmore - Tony Cox
Diane Hastings - Christina Hendricks
Thurman Merman - Brett Kelly
All Cast