Your beard's not real. No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out. How...
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Kid:
Your beard's not real.
Willie:
No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid:
How come?
Willie:
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid:
Mrs. Santa?
Willie:
No it was her sister.
Transcript
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Well it was real but I got sick and all the hair fell out
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so I have to wear this fucking thing How did you get sick
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I loved a woman who wasn't clean Mrs Santa
Clip duration: 16 seconds
Views: 249
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 19s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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