Is daddy home? He's on an adventure, exploring the mountains. He's been gone a long time....
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Willie:
Is daddy home?
Kid:
He's on an adventure, exploring the mountains. He's been gone a long time.
Willie:
Exploring mountains, huh? How long is he gonna be gone?
Kid:
Until next year.
Willie:
Yeah? What about mommy?
Kid:
She lives in God's house; with Jesus and Mary and the ghost and the long eared donkey and the talking walnut.
Willie:
Well, who the fuck takes care of you then?
Kid:
Grandma.
Willie:
Yeah, what's her name?
Kid:
Grandma.
Willie:
Is Granny spry?
Transcript
Anyway, she seems to like you
and your house and Jacuzzi.
I sent her some money,
so if you play your cards right
you can probably get her
to buy you something.
As for my little helper,
I'm sorry to have to tell you
that him and his prune-faced mail-order wife
will be exploring mountains with your dad.
I hope your dad doesn't go
sucking shit from them like I did.
They're supposed to let me out
of this hospital room soon,
so get some sandwiches ready.
Until then, don't take no shit from nobody,
least of all yourself.
Your pal, Santa.
Hey, loser.
I hear your buddy's not here
to protect you anymore.
I see you got me a new bike.
Thanks a lot.
I'm talking to you, fat-ass!
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 679
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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00:04 Jesus Fuckin Christ
00:21 Check out this loser
00:25 It's the retard again
00:07 Have you seen that new Santa they just hired
00:13 Good night Santa
00:08 See Mrs Santa caught me fucking her sister
00:08 I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time sure
00:12 I thought it was always night at the North Pole
00:11 You are by far the dumbest most pathetic piece of maggot...
00:31 I've been to prison once
00:47 Shouldn't I wrap it in a T shirt or something
00:03 Does your daddy have a car
00:06 You probably shouldn't be digging in your ass
00:12 There's a Candy Corn in this one
00:19 Why don't you get going
00:11 There he is that lousy leather faced frog eyed motherfucker
00:06 What the hell happened to you I cut my hand by mistake
00:04 Is your name Thurman Yeah
00:08 This is Christmas and the kid's getting his fucking...
00:06 When I look at you you know what I think