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Fucking Santy Claus
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Bad Santa

Prove it

Willie:

I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus. Sue:
Prove it

Full Transcript

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I'm an eating drinking shitting fucking Santa Claus
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Prove it
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,440
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:17
Uploaded
Nov 19, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Dimension Films,Triptych Pictures,Blixa Zweite Film Produktion GmbH & Co. KG,Miramax

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Movie Summary

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.

Actors

Billy Bob Thornton
Willie
Billy Bob Thornton
Lauren Graham
Sue
Lauren Graham
This one fucking time I take you home okay - Bad Santa 00:10
This one fucking time I take you home okay
I thought it was always night at the North Pole - Bad Santa 00:12
I thought it was always night at the North Pole
Are you fucking with me - Bad Santa 00:13
Are you fucking with me
Let me fix you some sandwiches - Bad Santa 00:05
Let me fix you some sandwiches
Does your daddy have a safe - Bad Santa 00:10
Does your daddy have a safe
Does your daddy have a car - Bad Santa 00:03
Does your daddy have a car
You ain't gonna shit right for a week - Bad Santa 00:07
You ain't gonna shit right for a week
I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time sure - Bad Santa 00:08
I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time sure
It won't happen again - Bad Santa 01:15
It won't happen again
Motherfucker - Bad Santa 00:12
Motherfucker
I just can't help it - Bad Santa 00:15
I just can't help it
You're bringing my present early - Bad Santa 00:12
You're bringing my present early
And shit in the other - Bad Santa 00:12
And shit in the other
See Mrs Santa caught me fucking her sister - Bad Santa 00:08
See Mrs Santa caught me fucking her sister
That's the seven dwarfs - Bad Santa 00:33
That's the seven dwarfs
What the fuck is wrong with you - Bad Santa 00:15
What the fuck is wrong with you
Should I fix you some sandwiches - Bad Santa 00:08
Should I fix you some sandwiches
You shat me out of your womb - Bad Santa 00:16
You shat me out of your womb
You are by far the dumbest most pathetic piece of maggot eating shit - Bad Santa 00:11
You are by far the dumbest most pathetic piece of maggot...
Is everything fuckin' sex with you - Bad Santa 00:21
Is everything fuckin' sex with you