Howdy. Herb Gunner. I live two streets over on Burningtrail Road. I don't think we've met....
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Herb:
Howdy. Herb Gunner. I live two streets over on Burningtrail Road. I don't think we've met.
Willie:
I'm Uncle Willie.
Herb:
I'm organizing all decorations for all the subdivision this year. Do you mind if I come in?
Willie:
Yeah.
[Herb tries to walk into their house, but Willie stops him]
Willie:
I mean, yeah, I mind.
Herb:
Ok. Uh... Will you be participating in our Luminarias program this year?
Willie:
What the hell is a Luminarias?
The Kid:
Luminarias!
Herb:
Small sacks filled with about a pound of sand each. Then we insert a candle in the middle, we light it, and the bag glows. Then we light all the sidewalks here. All around the neighborhood.
Willie:
See we don't celebrate Christmas around here. We're Muslims.
Herb:
Look, this is my first year running this and I would like it if there weren't any gaps in it. So what if I come by Christmas Eve and do it for you?
Willie:
No, you know what, you don't have to do that. I'll do it. Alright? I mean, me and the kid will do something.
Herb:
Great! I got the supplies. I'll just throw them in the garage.
Willie:
Perfect.
Herb:
Awesome!
[Willie shuts the door on Herb]
Herb:
Going into the garage.
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Howdy Herb Gunner
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I live two streets over on Burning Trail Road
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I don't think we've met
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I'm Uncle Willie
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I'm organising all the decorations for the subdivision this year
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You mind if I come in Yeah
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I mean yeah I mind
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Okay Will you be participating in our luminarias programme this year
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What the hell is a lunamaria Luminarias
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Small sacks filled with about a pound of sand each
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Then we insert a candle in the middle we light it and the bag glows
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Then we line all the sidewalks here all around the neighbourhood
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Well you see we don't celebrate Christmas around here so
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We're Muslims
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Look this is my first year running this
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I'd like it if there weren't gaps in it
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so what if I come by Christmas Eve and do it for you
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You don't have to do that I'll do it
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Me and the kid here we'll do something
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I got the supplies I'll throw them in the garage
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Perfect Awesome
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I'm going in the garage just so you know
Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 460
Timestamp in movie: 00h 48m 03s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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