I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some...
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Sue:
I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
Willie:
So is my thing for tits.
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Tell him food poisoning or something.
- What do you mean, get him out of here?
- Take him to the car.
In case you hadn't noticed,
I'm a motherfucking dwarf.
So unless you got a forklift handy,
maybe you should lend a hand.
That figures.
You want all kinds of set-asides.
Special treatment because
you're handicapped. You're all the same.
Special treatment?
I'm 3 foot fucking tall, you asshole!
It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch
of how to get him to the car.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Sketch it up, you fucking moron.
Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
What'd you call me?
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 477
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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