Want HD quality instead of ads? Get Pro
To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Is that your underwear
Unmute video

Is that your underwear? Part of it. Where the hell's the rest of it? Actually, don't tell...

Something wrong with the clip?

Quote

Willie: Is that your underwear? Kid: Part of it. Willie: Where the hell's the rest of it? [the kid opens his mouth to speak] Willie: Actually, don't tell me. I don't want to know. What do you want? Kid: I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink. But now I changed my mind. Willie: Yeah? What? Kid: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing. [Santa looks at the kid in confusion] Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did? Kid: He made it all better? Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why? Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes? Willie: What the fuck? No! Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man? Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something. [the kid stares at Santa] Willie: Or don't. Shit. I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it. Kid: Okay. Thanks Santa.


Transcript

- Is that your underwear? - Part of it. Where the hell is the rest of it? No, don't tell me. I don't wanna know. What do you want? I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink. - But now I changed my mind. - Yeah, what? I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davey for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it wouldn't be my bad thing. Jesus, kid, when I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla, and I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up once and I went crying to my dad. Know what he did? - He made it all better? - No. He kicked my ass. You know why? Because you went to the bathroom on Mommy's dishes? What the fuck? No. He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man? No. It's because he was a mean, drunk son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You gotta take what you need when you can get it. You gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to quit being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something. Or don't. Shit, I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it. - Now get on out of here. - Okay. Thanks, Santa. Well, go get the next lucky boy or girl, okay? All right, next. Open the ropes there, Marcus. - I know you? - Not yet. Seven cities in seven years. Pretty impressive. The store changes, your name changes. You always get away clean. Yeah. Pretty darn impressive. But let's face the facts. You're a couple of half-bucket smalltimers, and you, because of your physical attributes, you found a niche. I respect that. But you've also been caught. By me. So this is how it's gonna be. I don't wanna take over. I don't even want to change your scam. Whatever you guys do, it works. All I want is a taste. When the deal is done, we part ways. I buy a little ranch in Havasu, and you all take your little medicine show back on the road. - How much? - Half. - No fucking way! You're out of your mind. - Easy, Willie. Back off. I got this. Okay, 30%. There's three of us. 30%, that's fair. Half. - I meant 33%. - I meant half. - And a third. - Half. 35%. Half. 40%. Half. 42%. 45%. Half. 48%? Half. -49%. - Half.

Clip duration: 211 seconds
Views: 379
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.


Comments

You can comment anonymously or Log In
No comments yet 🧐 Be the first!

Actors