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Willie:
[upon seeing the safe]
Oh shit. Marcus:
What? What? Willie:
It's a Kintnerboy Redoubt. Marcus:
So? Willie:
Remember Andy Pitz? Marcus:
Andy Pitzerelli, yeah. Willie:
No, Andy Repitski. Andy Pitzerelli was Andy Blue Balls. Marcus:
Since he got married they called him Andy Pitzerelli. What's your fucking point? Willie:
Well they say he can get into Anything. Anything. They say he's been in Margaret Thatcher's pussy. Marcus:
And that's a good thing? So what the fuck are you getting at? Willie:
When I was in the joint with him, he told me the Kintnerboy Redoubt can't be cracked. Marcus:
Are you shitting me? Are you telling me that after I propped you up, held you together, smiled for all those kids, danced for all those fuckin' housewives in a fucking lime green fucking velvet elf costume, that you cannot crack this fucking safe? Is that what you telling me? Willie:
No, I'm just saying it's gonna take a minute
[upon seeing the safe]
Oh shit. Marcus:
What? What? Willie:
It's a Kintnerboy Redoubt. Marcus:
So? Willie:
Remember Andy Pitz? Marcus:
Andy Pitzerelli, yeah. Willie:
No, Andy Repitski. Andy Pitzerelli was Andy Blue Balls. Marcus:
Since he got married they called him Andy Pitzerelli. What's your fucking point? Willie:
Well they say he can get into Anything. Anything. They say he's been in Margaret Thatcher's pussy. Marcus:
And that's a good thing? So what the fuck are you getting at? Willie:
When I was in the joint with him, he told me the Kintnerboy Redoubt can't be cracked. Marcus:
Are you shitting me? Are you telling me that after I propped you up, held you together, smiled for all those kids, danced for all those fuckin' housewives in a fucking lime green fucking velvet elf costume, that you cannot crack this fucking safe? Is that what you telling me? Willie:
No, I'm just saying it's gonna take a minute
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Movie Summary
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.

