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Willie:
[narrating]
I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 2 1/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this!
[narrating]
I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 2 1/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this!
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I've been to prison once
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I've been married twice
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I was once draughted by Lyndon Johnson
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and had to live in shit ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason
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I've had my eye socket punched in a kidney taken out
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and I got a bone chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal
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I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life
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but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this
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Movie Summary
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
Actors
Willie
