I am not gay! What the hell, buddy. Buddy? I said I am not gay! Are you off your fucking...
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Hindustani Troublemaker:
I am not gay!
Willie:
What the hell, buddy.
Hindustani Troublemaker:
Buddy? I said I am not gay!
Willie:
Are you off your fucking meds or something?
Hindustani Troublemaker:
Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.
Willie:
Let me tell you something, motherfucker. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last fucking time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
Hindustani Troublemaker:
[grabs Willie and pins him against the car]
Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy...
Kid:
Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker:
Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
Kid:
Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker:
[Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave]
Ass clown.
Transcript
- What the hell, buddy?
- Buddy? I said I am not gay.
Are you off your fucking meds
or something?
Yes. But that isn't what this is about.
- You're as queer as a $10 bill.
- Let me tell you something, motherfucker.
My brother lost a goddamn arm
fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.
So I want you to look at me.
Look at my face one last fucking time.
This is the last thing
you're gonna see before...
Stop, elf-fucker! Turn around, elf-fucker!
Who's the bitch now, Santa Claus?
Faggy Claus!
- Leave Santa alone!
- Little boy, don't interfere.
- I'm doing this for all of us.
- Leave Santa alone!
Good God!
Ass clown!
You're that kid.
What the fuck are you doing here?
This one fucking time
I take you home, okay?
I'm not your fucking dada.
It's not like you helped me back there
with that nut job, you know?
But you're the right height,
you're right there to grab his balls.
- You could twist them...
- Why do you need a car?
- What the fuck you talking about?
- This car.
- Which turn is it?
- Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?
It's in the shop, getting repaired.
Clip duration: 99 seconds
Views: 1114
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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00:12 And shit in the other
01:00 That's three of us
00:11 More butt fucking
01:58 What the fuck are you talking about
00:11 You are really Santa
00:07 You ain't gonna shit right for a week
00:06 This is not the DMV
00:34 In case you didn't notice
00:26 What the fuck is it with you and fixin' fuckin'...
00:21 Is everything fuckin' sex with you
00:22 IF I call you next December
00:05 Sweet Jews for Jesus
00:17 I hear your buddy's not here to protect you any more
00:14 I saw you at another mall
00:15 I just can't help it
00:06 I'm on my fucking lunch break
00:43 We split the dough right down the middle
00:16 But I got sick and all the hair fell out
02:31 It's a Kintnerboy Redoubt
00:08 Should I fix you some sandwiches