Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids? No, thank the fuck Christ. What about the elves? Well,...
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Kid:
Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?
Willie:
No, thank the fuck Christ.
Kid:
What about the elves?
Willie:
Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa. I get them on the weekends.
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Do you and Mrs Santa have kids?
No, thank the fuck Christ.
What about the elves?
Well, they stay with Mrs Santa.
I get them on the weekends.
Why don't you go run me a bath?
What about the reindeer?
Would you please shut up about reindeer?
What are their names?
- Who?
- The elves.
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 335
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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00:13 Are you fucking with me
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00:33 That's the seven dwarfs
00:50 Merry Christmas