That's just the kind of shit that's gonna get us pinched. She said she was 18. But you...
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Marcus:
[after seeing Willie dry-humping a young girl playing pinball]
That's just the kind of shit that's gonna get us pinched.
Willie:
She said she was 18.
Marcus:
But you promised no arcades! You said you'd only hustle Big and Tall.
Willie:
What, you shat me outta your womb? You're my fucking mom now? I don't need any god damn lectures outta you. I know how to keep a low profile, thank you.
[Willie turns off the alarm on a stolen BMW automobile]
Marcus:
What the *fuck* is this, Mr. Low Profile?
Willie:
Mind your own god damn business.
[He opens the car and a pile of empty beer bottles and cans fall out, then starts the car and drives away, shattering several beer bottles]
Marcus:
[shouting]
Ever hear of the Open Bottle Law?
Transcript
Fuck me, fuck you.
You can't just take up with some kid.
You don't know who's around
or what they do.
You got some nerve, you little shit.
What, you're my mom now?
You shat me out of your womb?
You said that yesterday, you stupid fuck.
Shit.
Fuck you.
You are, by far, the dumbest,
most pathetic piece of maggot-eating shit
that has ever slid
from a human being's hairy ass.
What if the kid has one of those play dates
they have now?
Are you shitting me?
The kid don't have any friends.
He don't even have an imaginary friend,
unless he ditched him.
He lives with his drooling
ass old grandmother,
who sits in front of the TV all the time.
Think she's gonna rat me out?
She don't know her ass from last Tuesday.
You fuck her?
Jesus Christ,
is everything fucking sex with you?
With me? I fuck one person.
I ain't serial fornicating,
trying to float my liver,
drinking myself silly because I can't stand
what a piece of shit I am!
What are you,
Sigmund sawed-off fucking Freud?
Clip duration: 80 seconds
Views: 463
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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00:10 Does your daddy have a safe
00:25 Your pants are awful baggy
01:02 We've been at this for a long time and all
00:16 You shat me out of your womb
00:12 Shit in the other
00:47 Apache Junction
00:15 What the fuck is wrong with you
00:08 What a terrible accident
00:32 Look who's here
00:35 How many times I gotta tell you
00:13 What the fuck is that
00:16 You smell like a bum's nut sack
00:06 You probably shouldn't be digging in your ass
00:13 Are you fucking with me
00:33 Let me fix you some sandwiches
00:32 What the fuck are you doing
00:33 That's the seven dwarfs
00:50 Merry Christmas
00:12 You're bringing my present early
00:18 The hell's wrong with you