Well, what do you want? Great. Another fucking Mongoloid. Marcus, get this kid off me...
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Willie:
[the kid on his lap stares blankly at him]
Well, what do you want? Great. Another fucking Mongoloid. Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right? What the fuck are you doing, Don't fuck with my beard.
Kid:
Its not real.
Willie:
No shit.
Willie:
Ya see, it was real, but then Santa got sick and all the hair fell out, so I have to wear this fucking thing
Kid:
How did you get sick?
Willie:
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid:
Mrs. Santa?
Kid:
No, it was her sister
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.044
Well come on what do you want A snot rag
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Great Another fucking mongoloid
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Marcus get this kid off me before he pisses on me all right
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Don't fuck with my beard It's not real
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No shit
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Well it was real but I got sick and all the hair fell out
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so I have to wear this fucking thing How did you get sick
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I loved a woman who wasn't clean Mrs Santa
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 395
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 02s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
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00:33 That's the seven dwarfs
00:50 Merry Christmas
00:12 You're bringing my present early
00:18 The hell's wrong with you
00:25 Did you know that
00:16 Bet the store dick don't want this
01:09 I live two streets over on Burningtrail Road
00:13 It's a wooden pickle
00:15 Drop the elephant
01:10 Exploring mountains
00:04 Jesus Fuckin Christ
00:21 Check out this loser
00:25 It's the retard again
00:07 Have you seen that new Santa they just hired
00:13 Good night Santa
00:08 See Mrs Santa caught me fucking her sister
00:08 I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time sure
00:12 I thought it was always night at the North Pole
00:11 You are by far the dumbest most pathetic piece of maggot...
00:31 I've been to prison once