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Willie:
[the kid on his lap stares blankly at him]
Well, what do you want? Great. Another fucking Mongoloid. Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right? What the fuck are you doing, Don't fuck with my beard. Kid:
Its not real. Willie:
No shit. Willie:
Ya see, it was real, but then Santa got sick and all the hair fell out, so I have to wear this fucking thing Kid:
How did you get sick? Willie:
I loved a woman who wasn't clean. Kid:
Mrs. Santa? Kid:
No, it was her sister
[the kid on his lap stares blankly at him]
Well, what do you want? Great. Another fucking Mongoloid. Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right? What the fuck are you doing, Don't fuck with my beard. Kid:
Its not real. Willie:
No shit. Willie:
Ya see, it was real, but then Santa got sick and all the hair fell out, so I have to wear this fucking thing Kid:
How did you get sick? Willie:
I loved a woman who wasn't clean. Kid:
Mrs. Santa? Kid:
No, it was her sister
Full Transcript
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Well come on what do you want A snot rag
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Great Another fucking mongoloid
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Marcus get this kid off me before he pisses on me all right
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Don't fuck with my beard It's not real
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No shit
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Well it was real but I got sick and all the hair fell out
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so I have to wear this fucking thing How did you get sick
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I loved a woman who wasn't clean Mrs Santa
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Movie Summary
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
Actors
Willie
