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Bad Santa

Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first

Willie:

Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first

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Wish in one hand and shit in the other one see which one fills up first
Duration
12 seconds
Views
2,233
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:52
Uploaded
Nov 19, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Dimension Films,Triptych Pictures,Blixa Zweite Film Produktion GmbH & Co. KG,Miramax

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Movie Summary

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.

Actors

Billy Bob Thornton
Willie
Billy Bob Thornton
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