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Bad Santa

Ever hear of the Open Bottle Law?

Marcus:

[after seeing Willie dry-humping a young girl playing pinball]
That's just the kind of shit that's gonna get us pinched. Willie:
She said she was 18. Marcus:
But you promised no arcades! You said you'd only hustle Big and Tall. Willie:
What, you shat me outta your womb? You're my fucking mom now? I don't need any god damn lectures outta you. I know how to keep a low profile, thank you. [Willie turns off the alarm on a stolen BMW automobile] Marcus:
What the *fuck* is this, Mr. Low Profile? Willie:
Mind your own god damn business. [He opens the car and a pile of empty beer bottles and cans fall out, then starts the car and drives away, shattering several beer bottles] Marcus:
[shouting]
Ever hear of the Open Bottle Law?

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Duration
80 seconds
Views
1,473
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Jan 12, 2021
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Production
Dimension Films,Triptych Pictures,Blixa Zweite Film Produktion GmbH & Co. KG,Miramax

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Movie Summary

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.

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