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I'm gonna tell weird stories at your funeral
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Banana Split

I'm gonna tell weird storiesat your funeral, - so no one remembersyou accurately.- Okay, I...

I'm gonna tell weird stories
at your funeral, - so no one remembers
you accurately.
- Okay, I don't wanna play
your death threat game, and I don't wanna be
in the middle of whatever
weird, toxic shit

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna tell weird stories at your funeral,
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- so no one remembers you accurately. - Okay,
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I don't wanna play your death threat game,
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and I don't wanna be in the middle of whatever weird, toxic shit...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:27
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
American High,Burn Later Productions

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Movie Summary

Over the course of a summer, two teenage girls develop the perfect kindred spirit friendship, with one big problem: one of them is dating the other's ex.
No, I just... I saw you walking in here and I thought - Banana Split 00:05
No, I just... I saw you walking in here and I thought
No, forget the keys. That was just like an icebreaker. - Banana Split 00:05
No, forget the keys. That was just like an icebreaker.
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna throw up, - Banana Split 00:07
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna throw up,
What, I mean, what? Do you want me to be like a bitch to you? - Banana Split 00:04
What, I mean, what? Do you want me to be like a bitch to you...
- Shits and gigs? - Chill, Benjamin. - Banana Split 00:04
- Shits and gigs? - Chill, Benjamin.
Oh, my God. You know, you and April are the only two people - Banana Split 00:04
Oh, my God. You know, you and April are the only two people
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure relationships with sex - Banana Split 00:06
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure relationships with sex
Look, I'm asking you to do me a favor, okay? - Banana Split 00:04
Look, I'm asking you to do me a favor, okay?
Just don't hang out with April. - Banana Split 00:04
Just don't hang out with April.
I was just gonna say, I stalked you on Instagram. - Banana Split 00:05
I was just gonna say, I stalked you on Instagram.
- You did? - Yeah, like 106 weeks. - Banana Split 00:05
- You did? - Yeah, like 106 weeks.
Well, I stalked you, too, - Banana Split 00:07
Well, I stalked you, too,
I had a friend follow you from a fake account. - Banana Split 00:04
I had a friend follow you from a fake account.
- Yes. - Oh, my God, - Banana Split 00:06
- Yes. - Oh, my God,
I don't know. Just to move here. Fresno sucks. - Banana Split 00:04
I don't know. Just to move here. Fresno sucks.
Yeah, I'm ballin' real hard using my employee discount to buy oven mitts. - Banana Split 00:06
Yeah, I'm ballin' real hard using my employee disc...
- You can cook, too? - What, you can't cook? - Banana Split 00:04
- You can cook, too? - What, you can't cook?
I put chocolate in the microwave before, - Banana Split 00:09
I put chocolate in the microwave before,
Nick used to get so pissed having to drive me everywhere. - Banana Split 00:04
Nick used to get so pissed having to drive me everywhere.
He thinks he's a drug lord, clearly. - Banana Split 00:05
He thinks he's a drug lord, clearly.