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In turn-of-the-century Mexico, two very different women become a bank-robbing duo in an effort to combat a ruthless enforcer terrorizing their town.

Director: Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg
Writer: Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2006
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 18 Jan 2006
Awards: N/A

97 video clips

Padre PabloTyler JacksonGovernorSara SandovalMaria AlvarezAsheDon DiegoSheriffGate Keeper #2Clarissa AshePedroBernardo
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How do you do Mr Jackson - Bandidas 00:08 How do you do Mr Jackson Afternoon tea How civilized - Bandidas 00:18 Afternoon tea How civilized There's one more thing I'd like to get off my chest - Bandidas 00:12 There's one more thing I'd like to get off my... I want to see Don Diego He can't be disturbed - Bandidas 00:07 I want to see Don Diego He can't be disturbed He was in the bank right in the middle of his investigation - Bandidas 00:12 He was in the bank right in the middle of his investigation How could you sell the mortgage on my farm to the gringos - Bandidas 00:12 How could you sell the mortgage on my farm to the gringos Are you Padre Pablo - Bandidas 00:22 Are you Padre Pablo Your gold Or rather should I say my gold - Bandidas 00:08 Your gold Or rather should I say my gold We were just debating the basic economic theories - Bandidas 00:08 We were just debating the basic economic theories No one moves - Bandidas 00:11 No one moves I guess I guess this makes us friends now - Bandidas 00:18 I guess I guess this makes us friends now You need to know - Bandidas 00:19 You need to know Always count your bullets - Bandidas 00:08 Always count your bullets A little more - Bandidas 00:05 A little more Maybe out here is where you belong - Bandidas 00:22 Maybe out here is where you belong Can I ask you one more thing One more - Bandidas 00:10 Can I ask you one more thing One more What is she talking about He murdered my father - Bandidas 00:13 What is she talking about He murdered my father It's been good to have you as a partner - Bandidas 00:12 It's been good to have you as a partner Where's the governor He's out stretching his legs - Bandidas 00:09 Where's the governor He's out stretching his legs I think you can Quentin look at me - Bandidas 00:19 I think you can Quentin look at me Men All they have is one thing on their minds - Bandidas 00:12 Men All they have is one thing on their minds Left a girl came home a woman Indeed - Bandidas 00:04 Left a girl came home a woman Indeed What was that Is there a problem - Bandidas 00:34 What was that Is there a problem You want my advice Maria You should stop trying to change the world - Bandidas 00:10 You want my advice Maria You should stop trying to change... And we have some questions Hands up - Bandidas 00:16 And we have some questions Hands up I'd like to see the Stars and Stripes flying over this place - Bandidas 00:09 I'd like to see the Stars and Stripes flying over this... The slut - Bandidas 00:06 The slut Now I'm out of time here and I am completely out of patience - Bandidas 00:12 Now I'm out of time here and I am completely out of... You are inefficient and unprofessional - Bandidas 00:29 You are inefficient and unprofessional This might be the last time we get to talk - Bandidas 00:39 This might be the last time we get to talk I think it would just add to your legend - Bandidas 00:10 I think it would just add to your legend Don't you think it's obvious that he doesn't love her - Bandidas 00:19 Don't you think it's obvious that he doesn't... I can't believe the way he was teasing her - Bandidas 00:13 I can't believe the way he was teasing her Excuse my partner She's a bit impetuous - Bandidas 00:06 Excuse my partner She's a bit impetuous Those are Mexican banks - Bandidas 00:13 Those are Mexican banks That's nothing to be ashamed of - Bandidas 00:06 That's nothing to be ashamed of That's a kiss That's a kiss - Bandidas 00:46 That's a kiss That's a kiss And take that raggedy mask off - Bandidas 00:06 And take that raggedy mask off What How was my kiss - Bandidas 00:07 What How was my kiss It'll never work - Bandidas 00:11 It'll never work How was my kiss - Bandidas 00:08 How was my kiss You were a beautiful widow - Bandidas 00:09 You were a beautiful widow She's not a very good kisser - Bandidas 00:09 She's not a very good kisser If you kiss a man right he will never forget you - Bandidas 00:14 If you kiss a man right he will never forget you You cheated! I wasn't concentrating. - Bandidas 00:10 You cheated! I wasn't concentrating. Let me talk to Bernado. - He just follows orders. - Bandidas 00:18 Let me talk to Bernado. - He just follows orders. Stay here! - Bandidas 00:08 Stay here! I knew it! You helped the Gringos steal our land! - Bandidas 00:31 I knew it! You helped the Gringos steal our land! Buenos dias amigos. Are you lost? - Bandidas 00:29 Buenos dias amigos. Are you lost? There's your receipt, MisterAlvarez, Pedro. - Bandidas 00:08 There's your receipt, MisterAlvarez, Pedro. Oh, darling? - Bandidas 00:17 Oh, darling? Hey, get back here! Come back here, you bitch! - Bandidas 00:22 Hey, get back here! Come back here, you bitch! Padre! - Maria! - Bandidas 00:11 Padre! - Maria! What do you want from me? I have nothing to give you! Nothing! - Bandidas 00:10 What do you want from me? I have nothing to give you!... Hands up! No one ... - Bandidas 00:09 Hands up! No one ... We were debating the basic economic theories ofwealth distribution. - Bandidas 00:18 We were debating the basic economic theories ofwealth... What? Rice and beans are not good enough for you? - Bandidas 00:29 What? Rice and beans are not good enough for you? That's pretty good. - Bandidas 00:19 That's pretty good. Maria! Hold on to the rock! - Bandidas 00:05 Maria! Hold on to the rock! Thank you. - Bandidas 00:32 Thank you. Single file. - Bandidas 00:18 Single file. Before you kill your dog, let's try something. - Bandidas 00:09 Before you kill your dog, let's try something. I knew she had talent. - Bandidas 00:14 I knew she had talent. The room has been left undisturbed since the death? - Bandidas 00:27 The room has been left undisturbed since the death? What did he mean about my father's death? - You heard what I heard. - Bandidas 00:21 What did he mean about my father's death? - You heard... We can take him right here. - Bandidas 00:25 We can take him right here. I have a fianc... - Bandidas 00:24 I have a fianc... That's a kiss. - That's a kiss. - Bandidas 00:20 That's a kiss. - That's a kiss. You already took the money! - We're not here for that. - Bandidas 00:19 You already took the money! - We're not here for that. I think there's something you should see. - Bandidas 00:11 I think there's something you should see. We have two choices. Run or fight. - Right, die now or die later? - Bandidas 00:29 We have two choices. Run or fight. - Right, die now or die... The walls are two feet of poured cement, reinforced with iron bars. - Bandidas 00:14 The walls are two feet of poured cement, reinforced with... Can't you go faster? - Bandidas 00:19 Can't you go faster? I did it! I did it! - Bandidas 00:06 I did it! I did it! Open this damn door! - Bandidas 00:11 Open this damn door! You've only got one more chance! - I know! - Bandidas 00:06 You've only got one more chance! - I know! There it is. - Bandidas 00:14 There it is. How the hell ... - Bandidas 00:11 How the hell ... She's very upset. - Bandidas 00:16 She's very upset. We can't do it. - Yes, we can. - Bandidas 00:21 We can't do it. - Yes, we can. Nice shot. - Bandidas 00:26 Nice shot. Go! - Bandidas 00:09 Go! Okay, I'm calm now. - Me too. - Bandidas 00:17 Okay, I'm calm now. - Me too. Do you really have to sing? - Yes! - Bandidas 00:08 Do you really have to sing? - Yes! Bravo! - Bandidas 00:30 Bravo! More fire for the wood. More wood for the fire. - Bandidas 00:06 More fire for the wood. More wood for the fire. Tequila must be pretty good, down here. - Bandidas 00:21 Tequila must be pretty good, down here. Quentin! - Bandidas 00:09 Quentin! Hold it! - Bandidas 00:14 Hold it!
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Cast

Maria Alvarez - Penélope Cruz
Sara Sandoval - Salma Hayek
Quentin - Steve Zahn
Tyler Jackson - Dwight Yoakam
Ashe - Denis Arndt
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