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"Bandits" quotes

Bandits poster
Two bank robbers fall in love with the girl they've kidnapped.

Director: Barry Levinson
Writer: Harley Peyton
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $41,575,141
Released: 12 Oct 2001
Awards: 4 wins & 7 nominations

40 video clips

PolicemanTerry CollinsKate WheelerCharles WheelerJoe BlakeBank TellerFlamingo Desk ClerkDarren Head
What are you gonna do - Bandits 00:22 What are you gonna do Burning feathers - Bandits 00:37 Burning feathers Put that gun down - Bandits 00:27 Put that gun down I don't know the first think about love - Bandits 01:30 I don't know the first think about love The drive up girl - Bandits 00:25 The drive up girl I had no choice - Bandits 00:12 I had no choice Beavers and Ducks - Bandits 00:03 Beavers and Ducks You know the hardest thing about being smart - Bandits 00:09 You know the hardest thing about being smart Do you remember what I said about conspicuous behavior - Bandits 00:17 Do you remember what I said about conspicuous behavior I I'm a desperate man - Bandits 00:19 I I'm a desperate man It's not the same thing - Bandits 00:09 It's not the same thing You should choose - Bandits 00:20 You should choose If you are expecting the unexpected - Bandits 00:17 If you are expecting the unexpected Like invisible water - Bandits 00:05 Like invisible water Kate's a special lady - Bandits 00:08 Kate's a special lady I noticed you got a gold watch - Bandits 00:10 I noticed you got a gold watch Total Eclips33e of the Heart - Bandits 00:11 Total Eclips33e of the Heart I am a fugitive from justice - Bandits 00:08 I am a fugitive from justice You can't expect to step in front of a moving automobile - Bandits 00:07 You can't expect to step in front of a moving... Wherever you are - Bandits 00:56 Wherever you are May I please go back to prison - Bandits 00:03 May I please go back to prison I've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life - Bandits 00:06 I've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life I don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life - Bandits 00:07 I don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life Hey I'll cook dinner - Bandits 00:08 Hey I'll cook dinner Probably from an allergic reaction to mites - Bandits 00:12 Probably from an allergic reaction to mites There are guys who leave - Bandits 00:22 There are guys who leave This is a bank robbery - Bandits 00:06 This is a bank robbery I've been thinking that I don't have a brain tumor - Bandits 00:05 I've been thinking that I don't have a brain tumor Tuxedos and Margaritas - Bandits 00:07 Tuxedos and Margaritas You got the gun - Bandits 00:03 You got the gun You know the hardest thing about being smart - Bandits 00:09 You know the hardest thing about being smart Terry that's Kate right there take her - Bandits 00:04 Terry that's Kate right there take her I'm gonna flee from the scene of a crime - Bandits 00:04 I'm gonna flee from the scene of a crime Let me keep her - Bandits 00:11 Let me keep her Don't you guys ever really get scared - Bandits 00:14 Don't you guys ever really get scared He dislocated my jaw and I still married him - Bandits 01:00 He dislocated my jaw and I still married him What about the mini van - Bandits 00:12 What about the mini van

Cast

Joe Blake - Bruce Willis
Terry Collins - Billy Bob Thornton
Kate Wheeler - Cate Blanchett
Harvey Pollard - Troy Garity
Darill Miller - Brían F. O'Byrne
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