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Banging Lanie

Look, thankfully smartphonesweren't a thing back then so I've burned all thephotos,...

Look, thankfully smartphones
weren't a thing back then so I've burned all the
photos, there's nothing left

Full Transcript

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- Look, thankfully smartphones weren't a thing back then
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so I've burned all the photos, there's nothing left.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:04
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An incredibly bright, but socially awkward teenage girl decides to take her virginity into her own hands.
- My mom has pictures of me with food all over my face. - Banging Lanie 00:04
- My mom has pictures of me with food all over my face.
- I guess I just figured it was easier to use my hands - Banging Lanie 00:06
- I guess I just figured it was easier to use my hands
You know, I can still do a cartwheel. - Banging Lanie 00:04
You know, I can still do a cartwheel.
- [Both] One, two, three. - Banging Lanie 00:05
- [Both] One, two, three.
(both laughing) - Banging Lanie 00:07
(both laughing)
- No, that was, yeah, that was fantastic. - Banging Lanie 00:04
- No, that was, yeah, that was fantastic.
- Hey, Lanie, you know Gatorade is a great post-sex drink? - Banging Lanie 00:05
- Hey, Lanie, you know Gatorade is a great post-sex drink?
(crowd chanting and cheering) - Banging Lanie 00:05
(crowd chanting and cheering)
(both laughing) - Banging Lanie 00:07
(both laughing)
(crowd cheering) - Banging Lanie 00:09
(crowd cheering)
(phone ringing) - Banging Lanie 00:12
(phone ringing)
- Performing my nightly duties - Banging Lanie 00:05
- Performing my nightly duties
- Focus, third date, tonight. - Banging Lanie 00:04
- Focus, third date, tonight.
So we go out to dinner then we go back to his place. - Banging Lanie 00:06
So we go out to dinner then we go back to his place.
- Or you ask him back to yours, 21st century. - Banging Lanie 00:04
- Or you ask him back to yours, 21st century.
- And then we just do it? - Banging Lanie 00:04
- And then we just do it?
- Okay, use this as a beta test. - Banging Lanie 00:04
- Okay, use this as a beta test.
- Third base, hand jobs, fingering, stuff like that - Banging Lanie 00:07
- Third base, hand jobs, fingering, stuff like that
The third date is when it's generally - Banging Lanie 00:08
The third date is when it's generally
- I was totally fine on my own - Banging Lanie 00:06
- I was totally fine on my own