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Banging Lanie

Rule number one, alwaysoffer a place to sit and a refreshment

Rule number one, always
offer a place to sit and a refreshment

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- Rule number one, always offer a place to sit
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and a refreshment.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:25
Uploaded
May 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An incredibly bright, but socially awkward teenage girl decides to take her virginity into her own hands.
What the hell, you hated watching me and Philip make out - Banging Lanie 00:05
What the hell, you hated watching me and Philip make out
- And it turns out that sex is actually a biological need, - Banging Lanie 00:11
- And it turns out that sex is actually a biological need,
- Steven, I am the smartest person in our class. - Banging Lanie 00:04
- Steven, I am the smartest person in our class.
- And I'm on my way to MIT, - Banging Lanie 00:07
- And I'm on my way to MIT,
(plucky music) - Banging Lanie 00:10
(plucky music)
(Steven groaning) - Banging Lanie 00:06
(Steven groaning)
- Girls who wear makeup are so-- - Banging Lanie 00:05
- Girls who wear makeup are so--
Strong, confident, ready to take on the world in heels? - Banging Lanie 00:05
Strong, confident, ready to take on the world in heels?
And for the record, looking nice for someone you like - Banging Lanie 00:05
And for the record, looking nice for someone you like
- If you wanna just have sex with someone, - Banging Lanie 00:05
- If you wanna just have sex with someone,
- The third date is when it's most acceptable - Banging Lanie 00:06
- The third date is when it's most acceptable
- The same way that I know that the only people - Banging Lanie 00:09
- The same way that I know that the only people
It's the 21st century, be a nasty woman. - Banging Lanie 00:04
It's the 21st century, be a nasty woman.
And wear these, they're the best things in your closet. - Banging Lanie 00:05
And wear these, they're the best things in your closet.
- "How are you doing" might be a nicer start, - Banging Lanie 00:05
- "How are you doing" might be a nicer start,
- "Would you like to accompany me to the cinema?" - Banging Lanie 00:04
- "Would you like to accompany me to the cinema?"
- "Wanna see a movie?" - Banging Lanie 00:06
- "Wanna see a movie?"
- "Wanna go to a movie?" - Banging Lanie 00:05
- "Wanna go to a movie?"
- A single cell splits by tearing off a piece of itself, - Banging Lanie 00:07
- A single cell splits by tearing off a piece of itself,
One cell division is equivalent to reproduction. - Banging Lanie 00:05
One cell division is equivalent to reproduction.