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Bar Fight

Nina and Allen split everything in their lives after their break-up and must compete in a ridiculous custody battle for their prized watering hole in which lines will be drawn, sides will be chosen, and beers will be drunken.

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Jim Mahoney

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-♪ Tis the season to be happy - Bar Fight

-♪ Tis the season to be happy

-♪ Christmastime - Bar Fight

-♪ Christmastime

-I can do this all day, Missy.
I've survived worse than you. - Bar Fight

-I can do this all day, Missy. I've survived worse than...

-Attaboy. Sold! - Bar Fight

-Attaboy. Sold!

-Thank you?
-She's formidable, - Bar Fight

-Thank you? -She's formidable,

Every purchase comes with
a complimentary hot toddy - Bar Fight

Every purchase comes with a complimentary hot toddy

-♪ Tis the season to be happy - Bar Fight

-♪ Tis the season to be happy

-♪ Christmastime - Bar Fight

-♪ Christmastime

-Wow. I'm changing the subject.
How are my baby girls? - Bar Fight

-Wow. I'm changing the subject. How are my baby girls?

And the girl starts screaming
at me like, I don't know, - Bar Fight

And the girl starts screaming at me like, I don't know,

-Yeah, but we never fought, man.
You know this. - Bar Fight

-Yeah, but we never fought, man. You know this.

We just sat down
and talked about it - Bar Fight

We just sat down and talked about it

I don't see what is so hard to
understand about that. - Bar Fight

I don't see what is so hard to understand about that.

-Because it doesn't make sense.
Do you understand this? - Bar Fight

-Because it doesn't make sense. Do you understand this?

-I don't.
but I am willing to learn. - Bar Fight

-I don't. but I am willing to learn.

-Yes. Y-Yes. - Bar Fight

-Okay. Thank you so much again
for the opportunity. - Bar Fight

-Okay. Thank you so much again for the opportunity.

I'm a really big fan
of you guys, so, you know, - Bar Fight

I'm a really big fan of you guys, so, you know,

I mean, not literally,
obviously, - Bar Fight

I mean, not literally, obviously,

He's like a chocolate
Clark Kent, - Bar Fight

He's like a chocolate Clark Kent,

-So? I say we hire him.
We need some young blood - Bar Fight

-So? I say we hire him. We need some young blood

Don't give me that, "Oh, well,
we need to talk about it." - Bar Fight

Don't give me that, "Oh, well, we need to talk abo...

Maybe I can think about it
over the holidays. Is that cool? - Bar Fight

Maybe I can think about it over the holidays. Is that cool?

Now...
can we please get me a drink? - Bar Fight

Now... can we please get me a drink?

So that should give you
plenty of time - Bar Fight

So that should give you plenty of time

Mason works Friday nights,
and he makes the best -- - Bar Fight

Mason works Friday nights, and he makes the best --

-Are you a nun or something? - Bar Fight

-Are you a nun or something?

-Yes, but I haven't
checked it yet. - Bar Fight

-Yes, but I haven't checked it yet.

-Fine.
Here, you can look. - Bar Fight

-Fine. Here, you can look.

Nina, you have 50 messages. - Bar Fight

Nina, you have 50 messages.

-Oh, my...Oh, come on.
They're just -- - Bar Fight

-Oh, my...Oh, come on. They're just --

-Hey, Nina! Nina!
Stop living in denial. - Bar Fight

-Hey, Nina! Nina! Stop living in denial.

I spend my life buried
under two little demons - Bar Fight

I spend my life buried under two little demons

I love my husband.
You know I love my husband, - Bar Fight

I love my husband. You know I love my husband,

Anyway, look, I don't mean to be
that psychic friend - Bar Fight

Anyway, look, I don't mean to be that psychic friend

No one sucks on my tits anymore,
which is a shame, - Bar Fight

No one sucks on my tits anymore, which is a shame,

And you can by boning the shit
out of that guy - Bar Fight

And you can by boning the shit out of that guy

-How much do you love me?
-It depends. Why? - Bar Fight

-How much do you love me? -It depends. Why?

-Well, it's just my girl,
Angela's, coming over - Bar Fight

-Well, it's just my girl, Angela's, coming over

-Game day's her thing.
It makes sense. - Bar Fight

-Game day's her thing. It makes sense.

-I'm not gonna hate-bang some
guy to get over Allen. Okay? - Bar Fight

-I'm not gonna hate-bang some guy to get over Allen. Ok...

-Yeah.
And so when your order comes up, - Bar Fight

-Yeah. And so when your order comes up,

-Hi.
I love your apron. - Bar Fight

-Hi. I love your apron.

-It's just that, um,
I'm a singer... - Bar Fight

-It's just that, um, I'm a singer...

And he is an influencer
and a pastor. - Bar Fight

And he is an influencer and a pastor.

-Okay. Look, I am aware
that most people working here - Bar Fight

-Okay. Look, I am aware that most people working here

But, you know,
I run a tight ship. Yeah? - Bar Fight

But, you know, I run a tight ship. Yeah?

-You're the manager.
Change it. - Bar Fight

-You're the manager. Change it.

-Uh, yes, you are.
This is my bar. - Bar Fight

-Uh, yes, you are. This is my bar.

And I brought Chelsea out for us
to have a good time tonight - Bar Fight

And I brought Chelsea out for us to have a good time tonight

And that's actually why Milan
and I are here - Bar Fight

And that's actually why Milan and I are here

What makes you think that? - Bar Fight

What makes you think that?

-Right. My dick found it first,
and I'm attached to my dick. - Bar Fight

-Right. My dick found it first, and I'm attached to my ...

-Didn't you hear?
Allen and Nina broke up. - Bar Fight

-Didn't you hear? Allen and Nina broke up.

-And now they're over there
trying to see - Bar Fight

-And now they're over there trying to see

-No. This is Autumn,
our new server. - Bar Fight

-No. This is Autumn, our new server.

-Not famous. Just two
of our favorite regulars. - Bar Fight

-Not famous. Just two of our favorite regulars.

And I let you have everything, - Bar Fight

And I let you have everything,

-I didn't ask you for things
that you cared about, - Bar Fight

-I didn't ask you for things that you cared about,

And by the way,
who doesn't care about - Bar Fight

And by the way, who doesn't care about

-I said I'm Keto starting
Fridays at 5:00 p.m. - Bar Fight

-I said I'm Keto starting Fridays at 5:00 p.m.

There it is.
There it is. - Bar Fight

There it is. There it is.

-You're so oblivious, you don't
even realize you're saying it. - Bar Fight

-You're so oblivious, you don't even realize you&#...

-Okay. Well, at least
it's not as bad as the Allen. - Bar Fight

-Okay. Well, at least it's not as bad as the Allen.

What's wrong with my hugs?
I'm from Montana. We hug. - Bar Fight

What's wrong with my hugs? I'm from Montana. We hu...

-Yeah, but yours are weird.
Like creepy-uncle weird. - Bar Fight

-Yeah, but yours are weird. Like creepy-uncle weird.

-But it's just a goodbye squeeze
to let you know the hug's over. - Bar Fight

-But it's just a goodbye squeeze to let you know the hu...

-Or you can let go
like human people do. - Bar Fight

-Or you can let go like human people do.

If you and Chelsea want to paint
the town red - Bar Fight

If you and Chelsea want to paint the town red

-Well, why don't you and Milan
go troll for sluts - Bar Fight

-Well, why don't you and Milan go troll for sluts

I fucking dare you.
-I'm just saying, - Bar Fight

I fucking dare you. -I'm just saying,

Okay. Okay, uh, that's enough. - Bar Fight

Okay. Okay, uh, that's enough.

-It feels best to find
a compromise - Bar Fight

-It feels best to find a compromise

I say we make a team effort
and we all toss our solution. - Bar Fight

I say we make a team effort and we all toss our solution.

How about if we divide up times,
switch up nights? - Bar Fight

How about if we divide up times, switch up nights?

-Okay. Okay,
everyone for Nina. - Bar Fight

-Okay. Okay, everyone for Nina.

Mason, what is in a Cape Cod?
-It's a vodka cran. - Bar Fight

Mason, what is in a Cape Cod? -It's a vodka cran.

Oh, were you all doing
the best of three? - Bar Fight

Oh, were you all doing the best of three?

-Oh.
So at my last bar job in Tampa, - Bar Fight

-Oh. So at my last bar job in Tampa,

So the owner would just have
people do - Bar Fight

So the owner would just have people do

-That might fly down in Florida,
but not here. Right? - Bar Fight

-That might fly down in Florida, but not here. Right?

Okay? I'm an attorney.
I fight for a living. Bring it. - Bar Fight

Okay? I'm an attorney. I fight for a living. Bring it.

I see what's happening here.
But this is a business. - Bar Fight

I see what's happening here. But this is a business.

-First we have people write
down challenges - Bar Fight

-First we have people write down challenges

-Then put them in a hat,
mix them up. - Bar Fight

-Then put them in a hat, mix them up.

-The winner gets to pick
the first challenge - Bar Fight

-The winner gets to pick the first challenge

Yes!
-You! - Bar Fight

I've been busy keeping
two people alive - Bar Fight

I've been busy keeping two people alive

Damn. I guess I'm gonna go
fuck myself over here. - Bar Fight

Damn. I guess I'm gonna go fuck myself over here.

-It's a race.
One lap around the bar - Bar Fight

-It's a race. One lap around the bar

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Nina and Allen split everything in their lives after their break-up and must compete in a ridiculous custody battle for their prized watering hole in which lines will be drawn, sides will be chosen, and beers will be drunken.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jim Mahoney

Writer: Jim Mahoney

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.8

BoxOffice: $3,300

Released: 11 Nov 2022

Awards: N/A

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