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You like my drawingsThey're weird and dark and crazyEverything you pretend not to be
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Barbie

They're weird and dark and crazy. Everything you pretend not to be

Barbie • 2023
Gloria:You like my drawings?Sasha:They're weird and dark and crazy. Everything you pretend not to be

Full Transcript

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You like my drawings
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They're weird and dark and crazy
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Everything you pretend not to be
Available in 26 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
123
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:28
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, fantasy
Production
LuckyChap Entertainment,Heyday Films,NB/GG Pictures,Mattel,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Barbie suffers a crisis that leads her to question her world and her existence.
I am, I am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm crazy. - Barbie 00:06
I am, I am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm cr...
I'll never get out of here - Barbie 00:04
I'll never get out of here
This is your Nobel Prize. Remember winning it? - Barbie 00:05
This is your Nobel Prize. Remember winning it?
Oh, my God. I don't even know how I got here. - Barbie 00:05
Oh, my God. I don't even know how I got here.
My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune. - Barbie 00:05
My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune.
Either you're brainwashed or you're weird and uglyThere is no in between - Barbie 00:06
Either you're brainwashed or you're weird and...
Come into my Weirdhouse Hi I'm Weird BarbieI'm in the splits I have a funky haircutand I smell like basement - Barbie 00:08
Come into my Weirdhouse Hi I'm Weird BarbieI'm in...
Gasps That's Sugar Daddy Ken And Earring Magic KenMattel discontinued themSugar Daddy No no noI'm not a sugar daddyThis is Sugar and I'm her daddyAnd I have an earring A magic earringThese were actual Kens - Barbie 00:15
Gasps That's Sugar Daddy Ken And Earring Magic...
I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is? - Barbie 00:05
I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is?
She's not dead She's just having an existential crisis - Barbie 00:04
She's not dead She's just having an existential...
I'm not pretty anymore. - Barbie 00:06
I'm not pretty anymore.
I'm not pretty anymore. - Barbie 00:42
I'm not pretty anymore.
I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty. - Barbie 00:05
I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty.
Note to the filmmakers, - Barbie 00:08
Note to the filmmakers,
It's not just that. I'm not... smart enough to be interesting. - Barbie 00:07
It's not just that. I'm not... smart enough to be ...
I'm not good enough for anything. - Barbie 00:07
I'm not good enough for anything.
It is literally impossible to be a womanYou are so beautiful and so smartand it kills me that you don't think you're good enoughLike we have to always be extraordinaryBut somehow we're always doing it wrongsighsYou have to be thin but not too thinand you - Barbie 02:18
It is literally impossible to be a womanYou are so beautiful...
You have to be thin but not too thin, - Barbie 00:06
You have to be thin but not too thin,
You have to say you want to be healthy, - Barbie 00:07
You have to say you want to be healthy,
You're supposed to love being a mother, - Barbie 00:06
You're supposed to love being a mother,