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Fred:
The things they say about us. I know we're not to take it seriously, but after a while, it really hurts. Ted Boynton:
I don't believe you! Just once I'd like to go out with a girl not convinced I'm encased in black leather underwear. Fred:
That bothers you? Ted Boynton:
The exact same story over and over again? Fred:
Well, it's not exactly the same. I always vary it a little. Ted Boynton:
Great! It wasn't even Aurora, but this terrific friend of hers from the trade fair. She's never met you but was still full of your stupid stories. Fred:
Frankly, I don't care for your tone. You should get down on your knees and thank God that you have a cousin who makes up interesting stories about you. I'm the best P.R. guy you're ever going to have. Do you think any even mildly cool trade fair girl would give you the time of day if she knew the pathetic Bible-dancing goody-goody you really are? You're far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea of what S&M is about - there's movies and books about it, but so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are
The things they say about us. I know we're not to take it seriously, but after a while, it really hurts. Ted Boynton:
I don't believe you! Just once I'd like to go out with a girl not convinced I'm encased in black leather underwear. Fred:
That bothers you? Ted Boynton:
The exact same story over and over again? Fred:
Well, it's not exactly the same. I always vary it a little. Ted Boynton:
Great! It wasn't even Aurora, but this terrific friend of hers from the trade fair. She's never met you but was still full of your stupid stories. Fred:
Frankly, I don't care for your tone. You should get down on your knees and thank God that you have a cousin who makes up interesting stories about you. I'm the best P.R. guy you're ever going to have. Do you think any even mildly cool trade fair girl would give you the time of day if she knew the pathetic Bible-dancing goody-goody you really are? You're far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea of what S&M is about - there's movies and books about it, but so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are
Full Transcript
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The things they say about us
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I know we're not supposed to take it seriously but after a while it really hurts
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I don't believe you Just once I'd like to go out with a girl
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not convinced I'm encased in black leather underwear
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That bothers you
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The exact same story over and over again
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It's not exactly the same I always vary it a little
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Great It wasn't even Aurora
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but this terrific friend of hers from the trade fair
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She's never met you but was still full of your stupid stories
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Frankly I don't care for your tone
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You should get down on your knees and thank God
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you have a cousin who makes up interesting stories about you
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I'm the best PR guy you're ever gonna have
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Do you think any even mildly cool trade fair girl would give you the time of day
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if she knew the pathetic Bible dancing goody goody you really are
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You are far weirder than someone merely into S and M
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At least they have a tradition We have some idea what S and M is about
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There's movies and books about it
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But so far as I know there is nothing to explain the way you are
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Movie Summary
An American working in Barcelona, having sworn off beautiful women, is forced to be host to his playboy cousin in this witty comedy of good intentions and mixed signals.
Actors
Ted Boynton
