Mother, I promise you, if you ever fell off the deck of a ship, someone would know about...
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Corie Bratter:
Hey! [rattling a box] Corie Bratter:
what's in here, that sounds expensive? Ethel:
Now I think it's a broken clock. Corie Bratter:
[opening another box]
Does this pot come with instructions? Ethel:
If I'd known about this apartment it would have come with hot coffee. Corie Bratter:
Mother. Oh, I love everything. But you've got to stop sending me presents. You should start spending your money on yourself. Ethel:
Oh... myself. What does a woman like me need living alone way out in New Jersey? Corie Bratter:
You could travel... Ethel:
Oh, travel. Alone. I read a story in the times. A middle-aged woman travelling alone fell off the deck of a ship. they never even discovered it 'til they got to france. Corie Bratter:
Mother, I promise you, if you ever fell off the deck of a ship, someone would know about it
Hey! [rattling a box] Corie Bratter:
what's in here, that sounds expensive? Ethel:
Now I think it's a broken clock. Corie Bratter:
[opening another box]
Does this pot come with instructions? Ethel:
If I'd known about this apartment it would have come with hot coffee. Corie Bratter:
Mother. Oh, I love everything. But you've got to stop sending me presents. You should start spending your money on yourself. Ethel:
Oh... myself. What does a woman like me need living alone way out in New Jersey? Corie Bratter:
You could travel... Ethel:
Oh, travel. Alone. I read a story in the times. A middle-aged woman travelling alone fell off the deck of a ship. they never even discovered it 'til they got to france. Corie Bratter:
Mother, I promise you, if you ever fell off the deck of a ship, someone would know about it
Full Transcript
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Hey that's an idea
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I said Why Harriet Just because I'm alone
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I said I'm not afraid to live alone
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In some ways it's better to live alone I said
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Does this pot come with directions
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If I had known about this kitchen
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it would have come with hot coffee
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Mother Oh I love everything
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You've got to stop sending me presents
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You know you should start spending your money on yourself
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Well myself
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What does a woman like me need living all alone
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way out in New Jersey
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You could travel
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Oh travel
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Alone At my age
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I read a story in The Times
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A middle aged woman traveling alone
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fell off the deck of a ship
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They never discovered it till they got to France
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Mother
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I promise you if you ever fell off the deck of a ship
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somebody would know about it
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Movie Summary
Paul, a conservative young lawyer, marries the vivacious Corie. Their highly passionate relationship descends into comical discord in a five-flight New York City walk-up apartment.
Actors
Corie Bratter
