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Duke the Dog: Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you? Let's get this meeting started.
Peck the Rooster: Duke, who's gonna run the meeting?
Duke the Dog: That's what the meeting's about.
Freddy the Ferret: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?
Pip the Mouse: We should take a meeting about it.
Duke the Dog: Someone has to do this. We don't have Ben. Therefore, I would like to nominate myself.
[the others begin expressing their disdain]
Duke the Dog: Dogs are... Listen to me. Dogs are watchful, they're loyal, and very protective.
Pip the Mouse: And they lick themselves. I don't a leader who licks himself.
Peck the Rooster: Me neither.
Pig the Pig: I can't even reach mine.
Duke the Dog: I don't do that.
[Awkward silence]
Duke the Dog: Anymore. One time, I was bored, lonely and a little snacknish.
Pig the Pig: Yeah, I saw you drink out of a toilet once.
[in sing-song voice]
Pig the Pig: Hey, you drink potty water!
Peck the Rooster, Freddy the Ferret, Pip the Mouse, Pig the Pig: You drink potty water!
Duke the Dog: My bowl was empty, my friend. Come on, we're getting off track here.
Miles the Mule: Duke, with all respect, I think there are certain traits that would make you unqualified to be leader
Peck the Rooster: Duke, who's gonna run the meeting?
Duke the Dog: That's what the meeting's about.
Freddy the Ferret: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?
Pip the Mouse: We should take a meeting about it.
Duke the Dog: Someone has to do this. We don't have Ben. Therefore, I would like to nominate myself.
[the others begin expressing their disdain]
Duke the Dog: Dogs are... Listen to me. Dogs are watchful, they're loyal, and very protective.
Pip the Mouse: And they lick themselves. I don't a leader who licks himself.
Peck the Rooster: Me neither.
Pig the Pig: I can't even reach mine.
Duke the Dog: I don't do that.
[Awkward silence]
Duke the Dog: Anymore. One time, I was bored, lonely and a little snacknish.
Pig the Pig: Yeah, I saw you drink out of a toilet once.
[in sing-song voice]
Pig the Pig: Hey, you drink potty water!
Peck the Rooster, Freddy the Ferret, Pip the Mouse, Pig the Pig: You drink potty water!
Duke the Dog: My bowl was empty, my friend. Come on, we're getting off track here.
Miles the Mule: Duke, with all respect, I think there are certain traits that would make you unqualified to be leader
Full Transcript
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Come here fisherman
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What do we do now Who's gonna protect us from the coyotes
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Anybody got a pistol
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Order here Hey am I bothering you
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Let's get this meeting started
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Duke who's gonna run the meeting That's what the meeting's about
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The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting
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Is that a good idea
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We should take a meeting about it
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Someone has to do this We don't have Ben
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Therefore I would like to nominate myself
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Dogs are Listen to me
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Dogs are watchful they're loyal and very protective
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And they lick themselves
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I don't want a leader who licks himself
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Me neither That's nasty
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I can't even reach mine
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I don't do that
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Anymore
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One time I was bored lonely and a little snackish
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Yeah I saw you drink out of a toilet once
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Hey you drink potty water You drink potty water
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My bowl was empty my friend Come on we're getting off track here
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Duke with all respect I think there are certain traits
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that would make you unqualified to be leader
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Movie Summary
When the farmer's away, all the animals play, and sing, and dance. Eventually, though, someone has to step in and run things, a responsibility that ends up going to Otis, a carefree cow.
