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Even if I stitched Michael Fassbender's foreskin
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Based on a True Story

Even if I stitchedMichael Fassbender's foreskin onto Orlando Bloom's dick... And...

Even if I stitched
Michael Fassbender's foreskin onto Orlando Bloom's dick...
[dog barking] And Frankensteined
the perfect penis, I still couldn't get it up
for you!

Full Transcript

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- Even if I stitched Michael Fassbender's foreskin
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onto Orlando Bloom's dick... [dog barking]
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And Frankensteined the perfect penis,
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I still couldn't get it up for you!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:43
Uploaded
Apr 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

A realtor, a former tennis star, and a plumber seize a unique opportunity to capitalize on America's obsession with true crime.
S01 • E05 So get on board, - Based on a True Story 00:13
So get on board,
S02 • E01 And in the spirit of this night - Based on a True Story 00:09
And in the spirit of this night
S02 • E02 So Jaden, he's a great kid, right? You must be so proud of him. - Based on a True Story 00:06
So Jaden, he's a great kid, right? You must be so proud...
S01 • E02 [ominous music] - Based on a True Story 00:12
[ominous music]
S02 • E06 Uh, you know, real quick. So you don't want Matt Pierce gone? - Based on a True Story 00:07
Uh, you know, real quick. So you don't want Matt Pierce...
S01 • E06 - Are you gonna finally stroke out - Based on a True Story 00:06
- Are you gonna finally stroke out
S01 • E01 You crush those midterms. - Based on a True Story 00:05
You crush those midterms.
S01 • E06 - Come on. Come on, McEnroe. Come on. - Based on a True Story 00:06
- Come on. Come on, McEnroe. Come on.
S01 • E03 - Let's go-- - I'm-- - Based on a True Story 00:06
- Let's go-- - I'm--
S01 • E05 - Come-- - Based on a True Story 00:14
- Come--
S01 • E01 [upbeat rock music] - Based on a True Story 00:10
[upbeat rock music]
S01 • E06 Okay, stay here, and stay quiet. - Based on a True Story 00:05
Okay, stay here, and stay quiet.
S02 • E02 ♪ Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine ♪ - Based on a True Story 00:27
♪ Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mi...
S02 • E01 We need to talk. And I need to pump my tits while we do it. - Based on a True Story 00:05
We need to talk. And I need to pump my tits while we do it.
S01 • E03 [sighs] - Based on a True Story 00:08
[sighs]
S01 • E02 - Good night. - Don't stay too late. - Based on a True Story 00:05
- Good night. - Don't stay too late.
S01 • E06 You're a fucking monster, - Based on a True Story 00:08
You're a fucking monster,
S01 • E02 [suspenseful music] - Based on a True Story 00:12
[suspenseful music]
S02 • E01 I'm surprised to see anyone - Based on a True Story 00:08
I'm surprised to see anyone
S02 • E06 -[door opens] -Matty man. Big day-- - Based on a True Story 00:07
-[door opens] -Matty man. Big day--