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Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed] Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that? Joseph R. Cooper:
Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Yeah I could. Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
No. Dude, you're a little bitch! Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway. Joseph R. Cooper:
'Cause you're a piece of shit. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
I am not a piece of shit! Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Yeah, but you're a little bitch. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed] Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that? Joseph R. Cooper:
Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Yeah I could. Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
No. Dude, you're a little bitch! Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway. Joseph R. Cooper:
'Cause you're a piece of shit. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
I am not a piece of shit! Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Yeah, but you're a little bitch. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
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Your bed's over here
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Dude that is so fucking weak
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How am I supposed to get a chick in that
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Oh don't worry dude You couldn't get a chick
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if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper
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Yeah I could No dude You're a little bitch
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I am not
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I don't even know why I hang out with you guys
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'Cause you're a piece of shit I am not a piece of shit
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Well yeah but you're a little bitch Sure are
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God damn it man I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times
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I'm out of here
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Movie Summary
Two childhood friends are pro athletes of a national sport called BASEketball, a hybrid of baseball and basketball, and must deal with a greedy businessman scheming against their team.