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"Batman" quotes

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The Dynamic Duo faces four supervillains who plan to hold the world for ransom with the help of a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people.

Director: Leslie H. Martinson
Writer: Lorenzo Semple Jr., Bob Kane, William Dozier
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1966
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 30 Jul 1966
Awards: 1 win

97 video clips

BatmanRobinCommissioner GordonChief O'haraThe PenguinVice Admiral FangschliesterThe RiddlerBallet TeacherAlfredPicnicking ManThe CatwomanThe JokerRumpot In WindowBluebeardCommodore SchmidlappNarrator
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You do not think Batman will get here - Batman 00:20 You do not think Batman will get here Yes commissioner What progress Is there hope - Batman 00:40 Yes commissioner What progress Is there hope Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb - Batman 00:06 Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb Listen to these riddles Tell me if you interpret them as I do - Batman 00:30 Listen to these riddles Tell me if you interpret them as I... You risked your life to save that riffraff in the bar - Batman 00:15 You risked your life to save that riffraff in the bar Could be any one of them but which one - Batman 00:47 Could be any one of them but which one Careful careful Every one of them has a mother - Batman 00:07 Careful careful Every one of them has a mother Bon voyage pussy - Batman 00:04 Bon voyage pussy Gosh drink is sure a filthy thing - Batman 00:08 Gosh drink is sure a filthy thing Who knows Robin - Batman 00:30 Who knows Robin Your tone sounds grim We haven't done anything foolish - Batman 00:17 Your tone sounds grim We haven't done anything foolish Penguin Joker Riddler and Catwoman too - Batman 00:32 Penguin Joker Riddler and Catwoman too Holy marathon I'm getting a stitch - Batman 00:12 Holy marathon I'm getting a stitch Saints alive how can that be Look at this pair of riddles - Batman 00:22 Saints alive how can that be Look at this pair of riddles Holy Polaris - Batman 00:04 Holy Polaris Are you sure you didn't hurt your head - Batman 00:09 Are you sure you didn't hurt your head It's all right Holy heart failure - Batman 00:05 It's all right Holy heart failure A pre atomic model To some chap named P N Gwynne - Batman 00:10 A pre atomic model To some chap named P N Gwynne You and your trained exploding shark - Batman 00:16 You and your trained exploding shark With people in weird outfits like the supercrooks around here - Batman 00:26 With people in weird outfits like the supercrooks around... That crazy missile wrote two more riddles - Batman 00:52 That crazy missile wrote two more riddles Ahoy there Could you chaps direct me to a policeman - Batman 00:26 Ahoy there Could you chaps direct me to a policeman Holy Polaris - Batman 00:05 Holy Polaris Holy Halloween - Batman 00:04 Holy Halloween Holy Long John Silver A pirate periscope - Batman 00:05 Holy Long John Silver A pirate periscope Comrade Kitanya Irenya Tatanya Karenska Alisoff - Batman 00:08 Comrade Kitanya Irenya Tatanya Karenska Alisoff It looks bad This brassy bird has us buffaloed - Batman 00:06 It looks bad This brassy bird has us buffaloed Of shark repellent Bat spray You sniveling sardine - Batman 00:05 Of shark repellent Bat spray You sniveling sardine Please take off the mask to give the better picture - Batman 01:07 Please take off the mask to give the better picture Holy demolition Bless my dustpan - Batman 00:04 Holy demolition Bless my dustpan This way Robin - Batman 00:06 This way Robin Holy bikini that was close - Batman 00:04 Holy bikini that was close Shut up all of you I see the way to do it - Batman 00:51 Shut up all of you I see the way to do it You dismal bird You and your submarine - Batman 00:07 You dismal bird You and your submarine The Riddler loose too - Batman 00:08 The Riddler loose too After one of your fishy explosions they're still in one piece - Batman 00:07 After one of your fishy explosions they're still in one... Penguin you know I can't take water - Batman 00:11 Penguin you know I can't take water Confound it the batteries are dead - Batman 00:06 Confound it the batteries are dead Take my Batradio I looked it up this morning - Batman 00:06 Take my Batradio I looked it up this morning Aboard the yacht - Batman 00:29 Aboard the yacht Holy horseshoe - Batman 00:04 Holy horseshoe We'll check them against our mobile anti crime file in our Batmobile - Batman 00:07 We'll check them against our mobile anti crime file in... Holy jumble Where's the hope of the world now - Batman 00:07 Holy jumble Where's the hope of the world now A joke a day keeps the gloom away - Batman 00:05 A joke a day keeps the gloom away Commodore Schmidlapp ringing for his tea - Batman 00:05 Commodore Schmidlapp ringing for his tea Now hear this This is your captain speaking my fine pinioned pirates - Batman 00:13 Now hear this This is your captain speaking my fine pinioned... Yes honey There was someone walking up the wall - Batman 00:06 Yes honey There was someone walking up the wall About that dream you had - Batman 00:31 About that dream you had Please take off the mask to give the better picture - Batman 00:12 Please take off the mask to give the better picture Holy heartbreak Miss Kitka - Batman 00:08 Holy heartbreak Miss Kitka United Underworld We're about as united - Batman 00:13 United Underworld We're about as united Say Penguin failed All the more reason not to hand them clues - Batman 00:17 Say Penguin failed All the more reason not to hand them... This bird has flown around the bend To cuckooland - Batman 00:27 This bird has flown around the bend To cuckooland Riddler You're mad Penguin's finished Batman by now - Batman 00:14 Riddler You're mad Penguin's finished Batman by... Sic them Hecate scratch out their eyes - Batman 00:14 Sic them Hecate scratch out their eyes Ahoy Catwoman - Batman 00:09 Ahoy Catwoman We must hang together or we shall hang separately - Batman 00:06 We must hang together or we shall hang separately How much longer will this yacht be fogbound off the Grand Banks - Batman 00:13 How much longer will this yacht be fogbound off the Grand... Your face has the most ghastly pallor - Batman 00:11 Your face has the most ghastly pallor Comrade Kitanya Irenya Tatanya Karenska Alisoff - Batman 00:12 Comrade Kitanya Irenya Tatanya Karenska Alisoff How did it go Catwoman Purr fectly Purr fectly - Batman 00:17 How did it go Catwoman Purr fectly Purr fectly The whole world almost literally in our grasp - Batman 00:16 The whole world almost literally in our grasp Wow What a set of superpower lenses No wonder we were fooled - Batman 00:08 Wow What a set of superpower lenses No wonder we were fooled Holy glue pot What's going on - Batman 00:15 Holy glue pot What's going on Time is short We've got to get Batman before he gets us - Batman 00:07 Time is short We've got to get Batman before he gets us Great quivering icebergs Just as I hoped - Batman 00:06 Great quivering icebergs Just as I hoped Holy Merlin magician Get set for a shock - Batman 00:07 Holy Merlin magician Get set for a shock Don't sound so bossy if you please - Batman 00:12 Don't sound so bossy if you please Salt and corrosion - Batman 00:10 Salt and corrosion Got your driver's license In my wallet - Batman 00:11 Got your driver's license In my wallet What is the scheme - Batman 00:17 What is the scheme Kitka Kitka a charming acronym - Batman 00:29 Kitka Kitka a charming acronym But who are we going to kidnap - Batman 00:26 But who are we going to kidnap You found these riddles on Wayne Foundation stationery under your door - Batman 00:40 You found these riddles on Wayne Foundation stationery under... This curtain which separates our countries is so foolish - Batman 00:22 This curtain which separates our countries is so foolish Keep your eyes closed Continue with this dream - Batman 00:34 Keep your eyes closed Continue with this dream I'll slip into something more comfortable - Batman 00:09 I'll slip into something more comfortable He swallowed the Catbait And now to make him Batbait - Batman 00:06 He swallowed the Catbait And now to make him Batbait I'll curse myself forever - Batman 00:17 I'll curse myself forever Wiggle around back to back - Batman 00:09 Wiggle around back to back Gotham City Any two of them might try that - Batman 00:21 Gotham City Any two of them might try that And all my days are trances And all my nightly dreams - Batman 00:26 And all my days are trances And all my nightly dreams It means nothing Snap on the Batcuffs - Batman 00:05 It means nothing Snap on the Batcuffs No thanks to you the Dynamic Duo has been silenced forever - Batman 00:25 No thanks to you the Dynamic Duo has been silenced forever Where does that elevator go - Batman 00:14 Where does that elevator go Pirates To arms - Batman 00:04 Pirates To arms It's like a dream Pengy sweet - Batman 00:09 It's like a dream Pengy sweet We have just one trump card left - Batman 00:11 We have just one trump card left Ready with super blinding Batpellets - Batman 00:05 Ready with super blinding Batpellets
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Cast

Batman - Adam West
Robin - Burt Ward
The Catwoman - Lee Meriwether
The Joker - Cesar Romero
The Penguin - Burgess Meredith
All Cast