"Batman" quotes

00:09 You will take pictures and record my work 00:06 Bruce Wayne Are you sure 00:04 What a dick 00:05 I kind of like this one 00:16 They say he can't be killed 00:10 Commissioner Gordon 00:08 I was in the bath one day 01:06 Okay fine Thank you Wait a minute Alfred 00:07 Check this out He must have been King of the Wicker People 00:08 Man let's go 00:06 Maybe it should be Bruce Vain 00:22 Don't worry about me 00:08 I'm reading yours 00:12 This is Commissioner Gordon 00:34 Nice place you've got here 00:29 Listen if you want me to pose nude you're gonna need a long... 01:05 New and improved Joker products 00:10 Is there a 6 foot bat in Gotham City 00:10 Brought you a little snack 00:12 You see 00:08 We've got a flying mouse to kill 00:06 But do you like it 00:11 Let me tell you about this guy I know 00:32 You oughta think about the future 00:32 We got interference 00:40 Decent people shouldn't live here 00:11 What can I do for you 00:07 Think a bout the future 00:06 We've been ratted out here 00:06 Or I'll do Gordon 00:25 What about your family 00:05 Who is that loss 00:08 I've got to get you to the church on time 00:10 Always brings a smile to my face 00:06 JOKER Into the air Junior Birdman 00:32 Pulitzer Prize material 00:11 Excuse me I'm sorry this is my cab MAN Get inside 00:04 Hello legs 00:09 Why is it every time I come for you 00:13 Another rooster in the henhouse 00:17 Gotham City Cathedral 00:21 Miss Vale called again 00:11 They don't make 'em like they used to 00:08 It's time to retire 00:09 What's with that stupid grin 00:04 Stop the press Who is that 00:03 I got a live one here 00:08 It's your Uncle Bingo 00:32 I don't like it up here 00:09 You gruesome son of a bitch 00:20 I thought champagne would be in order 00:19 I've recently had a tragedy in my life 00:04 He took the film 00:04 Could you pass the salt 00:11 Have you shipped a million of those things 00:11 It's an important job 00:05 Antoine got a little hot under the collar 00:17 That I have a bat in my belfry 00:09 New and improved Joker products 00:04 Nice outfit 00:16 I love that tie 00:05 Now you wanna get nuts Come on Let's get nuts 00:17 I just gotta know 00:19 Now that's good work 00:08 I have given a name to my pain 00:10 You said I could watch you improve the paintings 00:07 You know why they're so odd 00:06 You are my number one guy 00:07 You'll never believe what happened to me today 00:06 See that thing on my belt 00:05 You're insane I thought I was a Pisces Come on 00:05 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on 00:08 You look fine 00:20 You killed my parents 00:16 I'm going to kill you 00:07 Let's broaden our minds 00:31 We've received a letter from Batman this morning 00:09 He's really wonderful 00:06 You weigh a little more than 108 00:09 Most of the time