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"Batman" quotes

Batman poster
The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being Jack Napier, a criminal who becomes the clownishly homicidal Joker.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Bob Kane, Sam Hamm, Warren Skaaren
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $251,348,343
Released: 23 Jun 1989
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 9 wins & 26 nominations total

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You say such beautiful things - Batman 00:30 You say such beautiful things That's how it is - Batman 01:51 That's how it is Tell me something my friend - Batman 00:18 Tell me something my friend What do you want - Batman 00:15 What do you want Don't kill me - Batman 00:16 Don't kill me A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker - Batman 00:25 A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker Never rub another man's rhubarb - Batman 00:05 Never rub another man's rhubarb The pen - Batman 00:07 The pen I'm only laughing on the outside - Batman 00:21 I'm only laughing on the outside Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter - Batman 00:07 Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter It's as though we were made for each other - Batman 00:13 It's as though we were made for each other That you sugar bumps - Batman 00:31 That you sugar bumps My balloons - Batman 00:16 My balloons It's Japanese - Batman 00:09 It's Japanese You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot but right now shut up - Batman 00:07 You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot but right... And now folks - Batman 00:20 And now folks Do you know what they say They say he can't be killed - Batman 00:16 Do you know what they say They say he can't be killed Sometimes I just kill myself - Batman 00:05 Sometimes I just kill myself I'm of a mind to make some mooky - Batman 00:05 I'm of a mind to make some mooky Bruce Wayne n'est ce pas - Batman 00:09 Bruce Wayne n'est ce pas He's really wonderful He loves you a lot - Batman 00:09 He's really wonderful He loves you a lot Winged freak - Batman 00:15 Winged freak We've received a letter from Batman this morning - Batman 00:32 We've received a letter from Batman this morning You killed my parents - Batman 00:20 You killed my parents You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on would you - Batman 00:05 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on would you I'm going to kill you - Batman 00:17 I'm going to kill you See that thing on my belt Grab it - Batman 00:07 See that thing on my belt Grab it Gentlemen - Batman 00:07 Gentlemen You'll never believe what happened to me today - Batman 00:06 You'll never believe what happened to me today The rich - Batman 00:07 The rich Jack you said I could watch you improve the paintings - Batman 00:10 Jack you said I could watch you improve the paintings I just gotta know are we going to try to love each other - Batman 00:18 I just gotta know are we going to try to love each other Mr Dent I love that tie - Batman 00:16 Mr Dent I love that tie Antoine got a little hot under the collar - Batman 00:06 Antoine got a little hot under the collar It's an important job - Batman 00:11 It's an important job Have you shipped a million of those things - Batman 00:11 Have you shipped a million of those things Could you pass the salt - Batman 00:04 Could you pass the salt I've recently had a tragedy in my life - Batman 00:19 I've recently had a tragedy in my life Come on - Batman 00:03 Come on Let's beat it man I don't like it up here - Batman 00:32 Let's beat it man I don't like it up here Hello Vinnie It's your uncle Bingo - Batman 00:09 Hello Vinnie It's your uncle Bingo I got a live one here - Batman 00:04 I got a live one here And what's with that stupid grin - Batman 00:09 And what's with that stupid grin It's time to retire - Batman 00:08 It's time to retire They don't make them like they used to - Batman 00:10 They don't make them like they used to Sir Miss Vale called again - Batman 00:22 Sir Miss Vale called again Well Ms Vale - Batman 00:13 Well Ms Vale My pictures your words Pulitzer Prize material Just think - Batman 00:31 My pictures your words Pulitzer Prize material Just think Gotham City - Batman 00:10 Gotham City Darling - Batman 00:09 Darling What about your family - Batman 00:25 What about your family Let him go or I'll do Gordon - Batman 00:05 Let him go or I'll do Gordon We've been ratted out here boys - Batman 00:05 We've been ratted out here boys Why Eckhardt you ought to think about the future - Batman 00:05 Why Eckhardt you ought to think about the future So what can I do for you - Batman 00:11 So what can I do for you Decent people shouldn't live here - Batman 00:36 Decent people shouldn't live here Joker here - Batman 00:36 Joker here Why Eckhardt you ought to think about the future - Batman 00:31 Why Eckhardt you ought to think about the future Let me tell you about this guy I know Jack - Batman 00:13 Let me tell you about this guy I know Jack I'm no Picasso but do you like it - Batman 00:06 I'm no Picasso but do you like it We've got a flying mouse to kill - Batman 00:08 We've got a flying mouse to kill Brought you a little snack Eckhardt - Batman 00:10 Brought you a little snack Eckhardt I say we break into the place - Batman 00:35 I say we break into the place Miss me - Batman 00:34 Miss me This is Commissioner Gordon I want him taken alive - Batman 00:12 This is Commissioner Gordon I want him taken alive At midnight I will dump 20 million in cash - Batman 00:23 At midnight I will dump 20 million in cash Maybe it should be Bruce Vain - Batman 00:04 Maybe it should be Bruce Vain I kind of like this one Bob Leave it - Batman 00:06 I kind of like this one Bob Leave it Where does he get those wonderful toys - Batman 00:05 Where does he get those wonderful toys I know who you are - Batman 01:02 I know who you are Batman - Batman 00:21 Batman The little people - Batman 00:21 The little people I have no wish to fill my few remaining years - Batman 00:15 I have no wish to fill my few remaining years What are you laughing at - Batman 00:04 What are you laughing at I want you to go down to the globe - Batman 00:23 I want you to go down to the globe I now do what other people only dream - Batman 00:17 I now do what other people only dream They're not bad people - Batman 00:35 They're not bad people I thought I was a Pisces - Batman 00:05 I thought I was a Pisces I'm Batman - Batman 00:04 I'm Batman You weigh a little more than 108 - Batman 00:06 You weigh a little more than 108 You look fine - Batman 00:08 You look fine You're insane I thought I was a Pisces Come on - Batman 00:05 You're insane I thought I was a Pisces Come on You are my number one guy - Batman 00:06 You are my number one guy I have given a name to my pain - Batman 00:08 I have given a name to my pain Now that's good work - Batman 00:19 Now that's good work Now you wanna get nuts Come on Let's get nuts - Batman 00:05 Now you wanna get nuts Come on Let's get nuts Nice outfit - Batman 00:04 Nice outfit New and improved Joker products - Batman 00:09 New and improved Joker products That I have a bat in my belfry - Batman 00:17 That I have a bat in my belfry
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Cast

Batman - Michael Keaton
Joker - Jack Nicholson
Vicki Vale - Kim Basinger
Alexander Knox - Robert Wuhl
Commissioner Gordon - Pat Hingle
All Cast