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The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being Jack Napier, a criminal who becomes the clownishly homicidal Joker.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Bob Kane, Sam Hamm, Warren Skaaren
Production: N/A
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $251,348,343
Released: 23 Jun 1989
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 9 wins & 26 nominations total
That I have a bat in my belfry - Batman 00:17 That I have a bat in my belfry He took the film - Batman 00:04 He took the film I thought champagne would be in order - Batman 00:20 I thought champagne would be in order Stop the press Who is that - Batman 00:04 Stop the press Who is that Gotham City Cathedral - Batman 00:17 Gotham City Cathedral Why is it every time I come for you - Batman 00:09 Why is it every time I come for you Hello legs - Batman 00:04 Hello legs Excuse me I'm sorry this is my cab MAN Get inside - Batman 00:11 Excuse me I'm sorry this is my cab MAN Get inside JOKER Into the air Junior Birdman - Batman 00:06 JOKER Into the air Junior Birdman Who is that loss - Batman 00:05 Who is that loss You see - Batman 00:12 You see Is there a 6 foot bat in Gotham City - Batman 00:10 Is there a 6 foot bat in Gotham City New and improved Joker products - Batman 01:05 New and improved Joker products Listen if you want me to pose nude you're gonna need a long lens - Batman 00:29 Listen if you want me to pose nude you're gonna need a... I'm reading yours - Batman 00:08 I'm reading yours Man let's go - Batman 00:08 Man let's go Check this out He must have been King of the Wicker People - Batman 00:07 Check this out He must have been King of the Wicker People Okay fine Thank you Wait a minute Alfred - Batman 01:06 Okay fine Thank you Wait a minute Alfred I was in the bath one day - Batman 00:08 I was in the bath one day Commissioner Gordon - Batman 00:10 Commissioner Gordon They say he can't be killed - Batman 00:16 They say he can't be killed What a dick - Batman 00:04 What a dick Bruce Wayne Are you sure - Batman 00:06 Bruce Wayne Are you sure You will take pictures and record my work - Batman 00:09 You will take pictures and record my work Why Eckhardt you ought to think about the future - Batman Why Eckhardt you ought to think about the future Are my number one guy - Batman Are my number one guy What are you talking about - Batman What are you talking about A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker - Batman A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker - Alfred, let's go shopping. - Yes, sir. - Batman - Alfred, let's go shopping. - Yes, sir. Alfred - Batman Alfred All right. Take a good look. This is the guy. - Batman All right. Take a good look. This is the guy. And now, folks... - Batman And now, folks... And now folks - Batman And now folks And what's with that stupid grin - Batman And what's with that stupid grin Antoine got a little hot under the collar. - Batman Antoine got a little hot under the collar. Antoine got a little hot under the collar - Batman Antoine got a little hot under the collar At midnight I will dump 20 million in cash - Batman At midnight I will dump 20 million in cash Batman - Batman Batman Bats. - Batman Bats. Bob - Batman Bob Brought you a little snack Eckhardt - Batman Brought you a little snack Eckhardt Bruce - Batman Bruce Bruce Wayne Are you sure - Batman Bruce Wayne Are you sure But with new and improved Joker brand - Batman But with new and improved Joker brand Can I help you, sir? - Batman Can I help you, sir? Check this out He must have been King of the Wicker People - Batman Check this out He must have been King of the Wicker People - City room, Knox. - Hi. - Batman - City room, Knox. - Hi. Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me. - Batman Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me. Come on! Jack! - Batman Come on! Jack! Comes the part - Batman Comes the part Could you pass the salt? - Batman Could you pass the salt? Could you pass the salt - Batman Could you pass the salt Crap - Batman Crap Darling. - Batman Darling. Darling - Batman Darling Decent people shouldn't live here - Batman Decent people shouldn't live here Did you have a hard time finding the house? - Batman Did you have a hard time finding the house? Do you know what they say They say he can't be killed - Batman Do you know what they say They say he can't be killed Do you like eating in here? - Batman Do you like eating in here? Don't kill me! - Batman Don't kill me! Don't kill me - Batman Don't kill me Excuse me I'm sorry This is my cab - Batman Excuse me I'm sorry This is my cab Excuse me.Excuse me... - Batman Excuse me.Excuse me... Excuse me. Mr. Wayne's table? - Batman Excuse me. Mr. Wayne's table? Gentlemen! - Batman Gentlemen! Gentlemen - Batman Gentlemen Get them. Take the pictures. - Batman Get them. Take the pictures. Give him a shave. - Batman Give him a shave. God damn it, we had him. - Batman God damn it, we had him. Gotham City. - Batman Gotham City. Gotham City - Batman Gotham City Have you shipped a million of those things - Batman Have you shipped a million of those things Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter - Batman Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter He stole my balloons! - Batman He stole my balloons! He took the film. - Batman He took the film. He took the film - Batman He took the film Hello legs - Batman Hello legs Hello, sweetheart. - Batman Hello, sweetheart. Hello Vinnie It's your uncle Bingo - Batman Hello Vinnie It's your uncle Bingo Help me! - Batman Help me! He's really wonderful He loves you a lot - Batman He's really wonderful He loves you a lot Hey lady - Batman Hey lady Hey, mister. Give me a dollar. - Batman Hey, mister. Give me a dollar. Honey... - Batman Honey... Honey - Batman Honey How much do you weigh? - Batman How much do you weigh? How's the soup? - Batman How's the soup? I feel a little drunk. And you're not anything. - Batman I feel a little drunk. And you're not anything. I got a live one here - Batman I got a live one here I have given a name to my pain - Batman I have given a name to my pain I have no wish to fill my few remaining years - Batman I have no wish to fill my few remaining years

Cast

Vicki Vale - Kim Basinger
Alexander Knox - Robert Wuhl
Commissioner Gordon - Pat Hingle