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Batman

Honey.... You'll never believewhat happened to me today

Batman • 1989
JOKER:
Honey.... You'll never believewhat happened to me today

Full Transcript

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Footsteps
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JOKER Honey
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You'll never believe what happened to me today
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Alicia moans
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
514
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:07
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
action, adventure
Production
Warner Bros. Pictures,Polygram Pictures,Guber/Peters Company

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Movie Summary

The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being Jack Napier, a criminal who becomes the clownishly homicidal Joker.

Actors

Jack Nicholson
Joker
Jack Nicholson
JOKER: So, gentlemen, that's how it is. - Batman 00:57
JOKER: So, gentlemen, that's how it is.
JOKER So gentlemen that's how it is Until Grissom resurfacesi'm the acting presidentAnd i say starting with this anniversary festivalwe run this city into the groundWhy don't we hear this from GrissomMAN YeahAnd what's with that stupid grinLife's been - Batman 01:38
JOKER So gentlemen that's how it is Until Grissom...
And what's with that stupid grinLife's been good to me - Batman 00:08
And what's with that stupid grinLife's been good...
JOKER I got a live one here - Batman 00:04
JOKER I got a live one here
There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight. - Batman 00:07
There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.
Antoine got a little hot under the collar. - Batman 00:17
Antoine got a little hot under the collar.
Antoine got a little hot under the collar - Batman 00:05
Antoine got a little hot under the collar
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter - Batman 00:05
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter
- Now get out of here! - You heard him. Let's go! Move it! - Batman
- Now get out of here! - You heard him. Let's go! Move...
JOKER: Now get out of here! - Batman 00:13
JOKER: Now get out of here!
Go to the Globe follow that reporter Knox Take your cameraSee what he knows about this BatmanWhispers And Bobremember youare my number oneguy - Batman 00:24
Go to the Globe follow that reporter Knox Take your...
...remember...you......are my number one......guy. - Batman 00:13
...remember...you......are my number one......guy.
Your palsthey're not bad peopleMaybe weought to give them a few days to think it overNoGrease them nowOkayYou are a vicious bastard RotelliI'm glad you're dead - Batman 00:36
Your palsthey're not bad peopleMaybe weought to give...
Grease them now? - Batman 00:17
Grease them now?
I'm glad you're dead. - Batman 00:42
I'm glad you're dead.
I'm glad you're dead. - Batman
I'm glad you're dead.
They'll be out any second. - Batman 00:06
They'll be out any second.
REPORTER: What is this affidavit you filed? - Batman 00:20
REPORTER: What is this affidavit you filed?
ECKHARDT: Our accountants are looking into it. - Batman 00:07
ECKHARDT: Our accountants are looking into it.
I smell fresh ink. - Batman 00:50
I smell fresh ink.