What are you doing? Fighting dirty. The real Batman would never - Ooh! Told you you didn't...

The Joker: [Batman puts the Joker in an arm lock] What are you doing? Terry McGinnis: Fighting dirty. The Joker: The real Batman would never - [as Batman tightens his arm lock] The Joker: Ooh! Terry McGinnis: Told you you didn't know me. [releases him] The Joker: Funny guy... Terry McGinnis: Can't say the same for you. The Joker: Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to? Terry McGinnis: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that. The Joker: [draws a laser pistol] Shut your mouth! [fires at Batman] Terry McGinnis: [retreats into the rafters] The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [tossing a bat-arang, knocking the gun out of Joker's hand] The Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! Terry McGinnis: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. [hits the lights with a bat-arang, turning them off] Terry McGinnis: The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. The Joker: I'm not hearing this... Terry McGinnis: Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke. The Joker: Shut up... shut up! Terry McGinnis: I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers, lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! The Joker: Show yourself! Terry McGinnis: You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [mimics the Joker laugh] The Joker: Stop that! Terry McGinnis: [still laughing] So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown? [continues laughing] The Joker: [pulling out some grenades] Don't you dare laugh at me!... Terry McGinnis: [laughs more] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh! The Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN! [Throws the grenades, knocking Terry out of the rafters and onto the ground]