What are you doing? Fighting dirty. The real Batman would never - Ooh! Told you you didn't...

The Joker: [Batman puts the Joker in an arm lock] What are you doing? Terry McGinnis: Fighting dirty. The Joker: The real Batman would never - [as Batman tightens his arm lock] The Joker: Ooh! Terry McGinnis: Told you you didn't know me. [releases him] The Joker: Funny guy... Terry McGinnis: Can't say the same for you. The Joker: Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to? Terry McGinnis: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that. The Joker: [draws a laser pistol] Shut your mouth! [fires at Batman] Terry McGinnis: [retreats into the rafters] The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [tossing a bat-arang, knocking the gun out of Joker's hand] Terry McGinnis: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! The Joker: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. [hits the lights with a bat-arang, turning them off] Terry McGinnis: The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. The Joker: I'm not hearing this... Terry McGinnis: Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke. The Joker: Shut up... shut up! Terry McGinnis: I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers, lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! The Joker: Show yourself! Terry McGinnis: You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [mimics the Joker laugh] The Joker: Stop that! Terry McGinnis: [still laughing] So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown? [continues laughing] The Joker: [pulling out some grenades] Don't you dare laugh at me!... Terry McGinnis: [laughs more] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh! The Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN! [Throws the grenades, knocking Terry out of the rafters and onto the ground]

[BOTH GRUNTlNG] -What are you doing? -Fighting dirty. The real Batman would never-- Told you, you didn't know me. Funny guy. Can't say the same for you. Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to? Not a comedian, I'll say that. Shut your mouth! The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's why you were so fixated on him. Aah! Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! Oh, l don't need a degree to figure you out. You kept coming back... ...because you never got a laugh out of the old man. I'm not hearing this. Get a clue, clownie. He's got no sense of humor. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. -Not that you ever had a good joke. -Shut up. Shut up! I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers? Lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! Show yourself! You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kind of pathetic. [BATMAN LAUGHlNG] Stop that! BATMAN: You fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached... ...then decided to become a super villain. What? You couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? [LAUGHlNG] Don't you dare laugh at me! Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh. You're not Batman! [LAUGHlNG] Come on, McGinnis! Laugh it up now, you miserable little punk! Laugh! I can't hear you! Ha, ha. [SCREAMlNG] [DRAKE GROANlNG] Easy, I've got you. [BARKING] Way ahead of you.