YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!

The Joker:

[Batman puts the Joker in an arm lock]
What are you doing? Terry McGinnis:
Fighting dirty. The Joker:
The real Batman would never - [as Batman tightens his arm lock] The Joker:
Ooh! Terry McGinnis:
Told you you didn't know me. [releases him] The Joker:
Funny guy... Terry McGinnis:
Can't say the same for you. The Joker:
Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to? Terry McGinnis:
Not a comedian, I'll tell you that. The Joker:
[draws a laser pistol]
Shut your mouth! [fires at Batman] Terry McGinnis:
[retreats into the rafters]
The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [tossing a bat-arang, knocking the gun out of Joker's hand] Terry McGinnis:
Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! The Joker:
Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. [hits the lights with a bat-arang, turning them off] Terry McGinnis:
The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. The Joker:
I'm not hearing this... Terry McGinnis:
Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke. The Joker:
Shut up... shut up! Terry McGinnis:
I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers, lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! The Joker:
Show yourself! Terry McGinnis:
You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [mimics the Joker laugh] The Joker:
Stop that! Terry McGinnis:
[still laughing]
So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown? [continues laughing] The Joker:
[pulling out some grenades]
Don't you dare laugh at me!... Terry McGinnis:
[laughs more]
Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh! The Joker:
YOU'RE NOT BATMAN! [Throws the grenades, knocking Terry out of the rafters and onto the ground]