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"Batman Forever" quotes

Batman Forever poster
Batman must battle former district attorney Harvey Dent, who is now Two-Face and Edward Nygma, The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin.

Director: Joel Schumacher
Writer: Bob Kane, Lee Batchler, Janet Scott Batchler
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $184,069,126
Released: 16 Jun 1995
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 10 wins & 26 nominations total

108 video clips

Harvey Two-faceGossip GertyThe MayorBatmanAlfred PennyworthRobinDr. Chase MeridianFred StickleyRiddlerGang LeaderMargaretBank GuardTeenage GirlExecutiveAssistantSugar
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Just what the hell do you think you were doing - Batman Forever 01:39 Just what the hell do you think you were doing One man is born a hero his brother a coward - Batman Forever 00:25 One man is born a hero his brother a coward We're five little items of an everyday sort - Batman Forever 00:36 We're five little items of an everyday sort You sunk my battleship - Batman Forever 00:04 You sunk my battleship Commissioner - Batman Forever 00:35 Commissioner Mister - Batman Forever 00:35 Mister He'll slaughter them without a thought Agreed - Batman Forever 00:23 He'll slaughter them without a thought Agreed Rise and shine little guinea pig - Batman Forever 00:11 Rise and shine little guinea pig Holy rusted metal Batman - Batman Forever 00:10 Holy rusted metal Batman Riddle me this - Batman Forever 00:18 Riddle me this Caffeine will kill you - Batman Forever 00:05 Caffeine will kill you You're ruining my big party Are you insane - Batman Forever 00:51 You're ruining my big party Are you insane Do you hear me Fired - Batman Forever 01:04 Do you hear me Fired I see without seeing - Batman Forever 00:19 I see without seeing Has anyone ever told you you have a serious impulse control problem - Batman Forever 00:08 Has anyone ever told you you have a serious impulse control... Broken wings mend in time - Batman Forever 00:16 Broken wings mend in time I'm sorry to bother you I have some distressing news about Dick - Batman Forever 00:30 I'm sorry to bother you I have some distressing news... Why can't I - Batman Forever 00:27 Why can't I That's what I said - Batman Forever 00:17 That's what I said For if knowledge is power - Batman Forever 00:22 For if knowledge is power Coming for you - Batman Forever 00:22 Coming for you Batman - Batman Forever 00:09 Batman But now he'd never write in it again - Batman Forever 00:08 But now he'd never write in it again I can't promise I won't kill Harvey - Batman Forever 00:17 I can't promise I won't kill Harvey May I help you - Batman Forever 00:16 May I help you I love what you've done with this place Heavy Metal meets House and Garden - Batman Forever 00:09 I love what you've done with this place Heavy Metal... Don't worry - Batman Forever 00:24 Don't worry I need a name Batboy Knight Wing - Batman Forever 00:12 I need a name Batboy Knight Wing Two Face show me how to punch a guy - Batman Forever 00:16 Two Face show me how to punch a guy I hope you made extra - Batman Forever 00:39 I hope you made extra Edward - Batman Forever 00:49 Edward Joygasm - Batman Forever 00:11 Joygasm This is how I found you - Batman Forever 00:57 This is how I found you Like the jacket - Batman Forever 00:09 Like the jacket Your entrance was good his was better - Batman Forever 00:18 Your entrance was good his was better Who the hell are you - Batman Forever 00:13 Who the hell are you The Puzzler - Batman Forever 00:47 The Puzzler Master Bruce - Batman Forever 00:34 Master Bruce By the way do you have a first name or do I call you Bats - Batman Forever 00:10 By the way do you have a first name or do I call you Bats Don't kill him - Batman Forever 00:18 Don't kill him Seize and capture - Batman Forever 00:11 Seize and capture Spank me - Batman Forever 00:04 Spank me Fortune smiles Another day of wine and roses - Batman Forever 00:09 Fortune smiles Another day of wine and roses You broke into our hideout - Batman Forever 00:20 You broke into our hideout Here's a good one - Batman Forever 00:18 Here's a good one Edward Nygma - Batman Forever 00:55 Edward Nygma Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement - Batman Forever 00:13 Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement Is the young master leaving - Batman Forever 00:16 Is the young master leaving By the way I've seen your mind Freak - Batman Forever 01:09 By the way I've seen your mind Freak What do you suggest By sea - Batman Forever 01:05 What do you suggest By sea This is your brain on The Box - Batman Forever 00:10 This is your brain on The Box Soon my little Box will be on countless TV's around the world - Batman Forever 00:28 Soon my little Box will be on countless TV's around the... I hope they can find the little black box - Batman Forever 00:06 I hope they can find the little black box Bruce Wayne was right - Batman Forever 00:30 Bruce Wayne was right This is your captain speaking - Batman Forever 00:08 This is your captain speaking If I was a superhero - Batman Forever 00:09 If I was a superhero For your dying pleasure we are serving the acid that made us the men we are - Batman Forever 00:14 For your dying pleasure we are serving the acid that made us... If you look at the numbers on my face - Batman Forever 00:08 If you look at the numbers on my face The eight of us go forth not back - Batman Forever 00:07 The eight of us go forth not back I guess I'm early - Batman Forever 00:36 I guess I'm early What the hell just happened - Batman Forever 00:18 What the hell just happened But you said you'd let me live Too true - Batman Forever 00:21 But you said you'd let me live Too true That's hideous - Batman Forever 00:26 That's hideous Come on run - Batman Forever 00:14 Come on run Is this a robin - Batman Forever 00:28 Is this a robin You're a man after our own heart son - Batman Forever 00:29 You're a man after our own heart son Even Chase calls being Batman a curse - Batman Forever 00:27 Even Chase calls being Batman a curse Come for a little ride in my love machine babies - Batman Forever 00:09 Come for a little ride in my love machine babies Hot entrance - Batman Forever 00:09 Hot entrance Now you can be part of the action - Batman Forever 00:32 Now you can be part of the action You can't understand - Batman Forever 00:17 You can't understand Who the hell are you - Batman Forever 00:13 Who the hell are you Let's see if you bleed green - Batman Forever 00:07 Let's see if you bleed green Intruder alert lntruder alert - Batman Forever 00:12 Intruder alert lntruder alert It would change my life forever - Batman Forever 00:28 It would change my life forever Oh why - Batman Forever 00:31 Oh why Still playing with dolls - Batman Forever 00:29 Still playing with dolls I'd love to stay here chatting - Batman Forever 00:20 I'd love to stay here chatting Listen - Batman Forever 00:36 Listen My opinion this letter writer is a wacko - Batman Forever 00:37 My opinion this letter writer is a wacko Apparently you and Batman have a common enemy - Batman Forever 00:32 Apparently you and Batman have a common enemy Is this a garage or a car museum Bruce - Batman Forever 00:54 Is this a garage or a car museum Bruce All those heroics for nothing - Batman Forever 00:18 All those heroics for nothing Your secret is safe - Batman Forever 00:16 Your secret is safe Why can't you just die - Batman Forever 00:10 Why can't you just die Somebody tell the fat lady - Batman Forever 00:07 Somebody tell the fat lady The real game begins - Batman Forever 00:06 The real game begins I was scared at first but only at first - Batman Forever 00:06 I was scared at first but only at first I guess - Batman Forever 00:07 I guess
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Cast

Batman - Val Kilmer
Harvey Two-Face - Tommy Lee Jones
Riddler - Jim Carrey
Dr. Chase Meridian - Nicole Kidman
Robin - Chris O'Donnell
All Cast