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"Batman Returns" quotes

Batman Returns poster
While Batman deals with a deformed man calling himself the Penguin, an employee of a corrupt businessman transforms into the Catwoman.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Bob Kane, Daniel Waters, Sam Hamm
Production: N/A
Genre: action, fantasy
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $162,924,631
Released: 19 Jun 1992
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 2 wins & 29 nominations total

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You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell - Batman Returns 00:20 You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp... Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech - Batman Returns 00:06 Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to... You're catnip to a girl like me - Batman Returns 00:26 You're catnip to a girl like me A kiss under the mistletoe - Batman Returns 00:33 A kiss under the mistletoe Did somebody say fish - Batman Returns 00:11 Did somebody say fish You poor guys - Batman Returns 00:06 You poor guys How could you I'm a woman - Batman Returns 00:28 How could you I'm a woman What do you want - Batman Returns 00:35 What do you want Just the pussy I've been looking for - Batman Returns 00:05 Just the pussy I've been looking for You killed me the Penguin killed me Batman killed me - Batman Returns 00:36 You killed me the Penguin killed me Batman killed me Shit I picked a cute one - Batman Returns 00:24 Shit I picked a cute one Selina - Batman Returns 00:16 Selina My dear penguins - Batman Returns 00:34 My dear penguins I believe the word you're looking for is - Batman Returns 00:06 I believe the word you're looking for is Don't hurt us lady Our take home's less than 300 - Batman Returns 00:07 Don't hurt us lady Our take home's less than 300 It's the so called normal guys who always let you down - Batman Returns 00:09 It's the so called normal guys who always let you down You don't seem like the type who does business with Mr Shreck - Batman Returns 00:22 You don't seem like the type who does business with Mr... It's gonna be a hot time on the cold town tonight - Batman Returns 00:12 It's gonna be a hot time on the cold town tonight We need to talk - Batman Returns 00:35 We need to talk I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel - Batman Returns 00:08 I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel I wouldn't touch you to scratch you - Batman Returns 00:04 I wouldn't touch you to scratch you Not a lot of reflective surfaces down in the sewer huh - Batman Returns 00:28 Not a lot of reflective surfaces down in the sewer huh I mean killing sleeping children isn't that a little uh - Batman Returns 00:19 I mean killing sleeping children isn't that a little uh Go ahead Intimidate me bully me if it makes you feel big - Batman Returns 00:11 Go ahead Intimidate me bully me if it makes you feel big Mr Cobblepot you are the coolest role model a young person could have - Batman Returns 00:12 Mr Cobblepot you are the coolest role model a young person... The point is Max Gotham City has a power surplus I'm sure you know that - Batman Returns 00:35 The point is Max Gotham City has a power surplus I'm... A batch of toxic waste - Batman Returns 00:34 A batch of toxic waste You lousy minx I ought to have you spayed - Batman Returns 00:05 You lousy minx I ought to have you spayed I'd like to fill her void - Batman Returns 00:04 I'd like to fill her void You didn't invite me so I crashed - Batman Returns 00:06 You didn't invite me so I crashed How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless - Batman Returns 00:05 How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless Saved by Kitty Litter - Batman Returns 00:04 Saved by Kitty Litter Our research tells us that voters like fingers - Batman Returns 00:05 Our research tells us that voters like fingers Maybe this is a bad time to mention this but my license has expired - Batman Returns 00:06 Maybe this is a bad time to mention this but my license has... My babies - Batman Returns 00:37 My babies They wouldn't put me on a pedestal - Batman Returns 00:07 They wouldn't put me on a pedestal Not even in office yet and already an enemies list hm - Batman Returns 00:24 Not even in office yet and already an enemies list hm Why are you still out - Batman Returns 00:15 Why are you still out What happened - Batman Returns 00:36 What happened The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine - Batman Returns 00:06 The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering... You're coming with me you great white dope - Batman Returns 00:35 You're coming with me you great white dope I was their number one son - Batman Returns 00:07 I was their number one son You said you were going to scare the Ice Princess - Batman Returns 00:06 You said you were going to scare the Ice Princess But what it all comes down to is who's holding the umbrella - Batman Returns 00:06 But what it all comes down to is who's holding the... Dad you buy that blurry business Women - Batman Returns 00:23 Dad you buy that blurry business Women Let me guess - Batman Returns 00:06 Let me guess Look Batman napalmed my arm - Batman Returns 00:36 Look Batman napalmed my arm I may have saved the mayor's baby - Batman Returns 00:25 I may have saved the mayor's baby Actually this is all just a bad dream - Batman Returns 00:24 Actually this is all just a bad dream What you hide I discover - Batman Returns 00:23 What you hide I discover Oh I'm sorry You know what I mistook me for somebody else Sorry - Batman Returns 00:07 Oh I'm sorry You know what I mistook me for somebody... Don't adjust your sets - Batman Returns 00:13 Don't adjust your sets We want the big guy The guy who runs the show - Batman Returns 00:15 We want the big guy The guy who runs the show Sir shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class - Batman Returns 00:09 Sir shall we change the channel to a program with some... I'd offer you coffee but my assistant is using her vacation time - Batman Returns 00:11 I'd offer you coffee but my assistant is using her... Red Triangle Circus put on a swell show with fierce lions - Batman Returns 00:35 Red Triangle Circus put on a swell show with fierce lions Let me ask you something - Batman Returns 00:36 Let me ask you something You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak - Batman Returns 00:09 You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak The tree lights up and then I push the button - Batman Returns 00:10 The tree lights up and then I push the button That's funny - Batman Returns 00:13 That's funny So he survived What's the worry - Batman Returns 00:08 So he survived What's the worry I wish I could hand out world peace - Batman Returns 00:17 I wish I could hand out world peace My babies - Batman Returns 00:03 My babies Yeah Go ahead and hit me - Batman Returns 00:04 Yeah Go ahead and hit me You take one step closer Mr Man bat and - Batman Returns 00:05 You take one step closer Mr Man bat and Why are you now determined to prove - Batman Returns 00:11 Why are you now determined to prove I'm not married - Batman Returns 00:08 I'm not married Here's what I want you to do - Batman Returns 00:55 Here's what I want you to do I am Catwoman - Batman Returns 00:07 I am Catwoman You gotta admit I played this stinking city - Batman Returns 00:07 You gotta admit I played this stinking city Let's not forget about repairing the Batmobile - Batman Returns 00:20 Let's not forget about repairing the Batmobile Just like all the men in my life - Batman Returns 00:18 Just like all the men in my life I could really get into this mayor stuff - Batman Returns 00:08 I could really get into this mayor stuff Goodbye my unintended Go to heaven - Batman Returns 00:06 Goodbye my unintended Go to heaven You're Beauty and the Beast - Batman Returns 00:09 You're Beauty and the Beast Me too - Batman Returns 00:03 Me too Say cheese - Batman Returns 00:06 Say cheese Merry Christmas - Batman Returns 00:12 Merry Christmas I would I would love to live with you in your castle - Batman Returns 00:20 I would I would love to live with you in your castle It's vichyssoise - Batman Returns 00:07 It's vichyssoise It's chilly in here - Batman Returns 00:08 It's chilly in here I don't know what you want - Batman Returns 00:31 I don't know what you want So where are all the children - Batman Returns 00:15 So where are all the children I'll take care of the squealing - Batman Returns 00:08 I'll take care of the squealing So I'll just say - Batman Returns 00:05 So I'll just say Touring the riot scene - Batman Returns 00:22 Touring the riot scene We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H bomb on wheels - Batman Returns 00:19 We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into... I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for you with a minimum of fuss - Batman Returns 01:08 I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for... I am a man - Batman Returns 00:12 I am a man
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Cast

Batman - Michael Keaton
Penguin - Danny DeVito
Catwoman - Michelle Pfeiffer
Max Shreck - Christopher Walken
Alfred - Michael Gough
All Cast